You there....yes, you....are you retrosexual?

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  1. Danny Tse

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    Proud to say, uh......NO
     
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    Hell yeah! It's about fucking time! [​IMG]

    I have been ranting about this for years now. Some of us feel like the last of a dying kind. Soon you won't even be able to tell the difference between a man and a woman.

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    If you do half the stuff on this list, and I'm talking about the simple courtesy stuff like offering someone your seat, you're looked at as an anachronistic dinosaur. God forbid some of us want to just "DEAL WITH IT" and not sue someone when we slip and fall down, or drink well past our limit and do something stupid.

    That's my new motto... I love it. "I deal with it."
     
  5. Daren Welsh

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    If only we could all be like Red Foreman.
     
  6. ThomasC

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    Why the exception of officers above 2nd Lt.?
     
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    You know it is possible to pick your butt and clean your hands after.
     
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    Why do you pick your butt to begin with?
     
  10. Casey Trowbridg

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    Great list and I've got to agree with most of it. Especially the stuff relating to lawsuits.
     
  11. Garrett Lundy

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    Why would an officer above 2nd. lieutenant be riding a bus? And why would a retrosexual be on a bus, I figured they'd be driving and/or pushing their american badged pick-up truck/motorcycle/sports coupe to/from their destination.
     
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    Good stuff. If more people just DEALT with it our courts would be a hell of a lot more streamlined. People are at risk for a stroke 'cause they super sized it a few times too often, they said, "Shit happens" and that was that. Now nobody can have a supersize fry because a miniscule minority blame the source for their eating habits. Not saying that obsesity isn't a tough problem to grapple with, but it's your battle to DEAL with, not Mickey D's, however difficult it may be. Same with having HOT twenty million times on the coffee styrofoam. Back when, a person spills a scalding beverage on themselves they let out a stream of profanities for being so stupid, and if necessary visit the doctor embarrassed as all hell for their screw-up.

    - Adam
    (mourning his Super Size fries, even though the new larger isn't really much smaller.)
     
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    They forgot the most important one...

    If any of the above offends you... JUST DEAL WITH IT.
     
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    DEAL WITH IT and get another order of fries. [​IMG]
     
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    oh dear, is that kirsten?

    N E WHO. was that list written by ted nugent? [​IMG]
     
  16. ThomasC

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    Yes. [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    I used to be, but eventually I realized that society was changing, and that I should just deal with it.
     
  19. John Watson

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    I read a more erudite version of the rant about metro-sexuality recently, but this is funnier.

    Although most dichotomies like this are traps, there is a lot of truth somewhere in between. Not just women who look ugly, but institutions that don't work anymore, and civilizations that will crumble. The bullies and psychos of all sexes thrive in the chaos like never before.

    As to why scratch your butt? Because it itches! But there are better and worse ways of doing it, and you don't have to be a South Park animal or Trailer Park Boy in your methods [​IMG]

    BTW when I used to spend more time and money in certain activities, I called myself a Buysexual [​IMG]
     
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