You know you're a mullet if......

Alf S

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* You call the local rock station during "all request lunch hour" and ask to hear that Frampton song they play endlessly throughout the day anyway.
* Also, when you call in to request the song, you REALLY think the DJ remembers that you called last week to request that Bob Segar tune.
* You think that all the Hooters ladies who wait on you want to be your girlfriend, and you dine there frequently thinking you'll pick one of them up. (This also goes for your trip to strip bars, just substitute stripper for Hooter girl)
* You can name even ONE WWF wrestler and find yourself trying desperately to win tickets to the next match on some local radio station. Worse yet, you actually enjoy watching it on TV.
* You find your self deeply engrossed in Nascar.
* You still think a Member's Only jacket is "hip-fresh"
There are SO many more, so feel free to add to the list...
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Ok, some clarification is needed here.
A "Mullet" is a hairstyle (aka "Hockey Hair")
A "Mullethead" is someone who wears said hairstyle. One can also say that they belong to the "Mullitia."

One cannot BE a mullet. One can HAVE a mullet.
Just had to say that.

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You might be a mullet if you have scales, fins, and gills...
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This has cracked me up for years. I lived in Branson, MO from 1983 - 1985, and we used the term "Mullet" to refer to tourists.
Seems that a mullet is a scavenger fish, which follows other fish around, hoping to find something good there. It seemed the perfect name for a tourist.
As a matter of fact, the local trash company had "Mullet Masher" painted on the front of their trash track, in reverse lettering (so that mullets saw 'em coming in their rear view mirrors!)
Then, suddenly, mullet becomes the name of a hair style, and the people who wear those hairstyles. Go figure!
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Tony G

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In medical school, the surgeons referred to their medical students as mullets...fish that are bottom dwellers, travel in packs, and eat shit.
Maybe they DO watch Nascar on their little fish TV's!
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Brad_W

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One cannot BE a mullet. One can HAVE a mullet
very true.
However, maybe you can be a mullet if you ARE the hairstyle and you sit on someone's head and well... that's about it really.
More qualities of a Mullethead (Mullet also knowns as: Achey-Breaky hair, Business in the front - party in the back, Mud Flap, etc.)
1. you listen to AC/DC.
2. you dropped outta high school (or middle school for that matter).
3. you were on Jerry Springer.
4. you yell "beer" at parties.
5. you think consensual sex involves "roofies."
6. your hands are always covered with motor oil.
7. the beer you drink is usually Hamm's.
8. you have an indent where your tin o' chew is on all of the back pockets of your jeans.
9. you have Calvin pissing on something (usually a racecar driver number or automobile brand such as Ford or Chevy).
10. you have a homemade wooden bumper for your car/truck.
There are more, but I couldn't think (lazy) of any more at this time.
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Sorry Randy,
Mullet (Mugil cephalus0 are not scavenger fish, they eat algae and plankton

fish that are bottom dwellers, travel in packs, and eat shit.
Nor are they bottom dwellers.
Although they do travel in packs (schools), and might eat shit

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Joseph S

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In medical school, the surgeons referred to their medical students as mullets...fish that are bottom dwellers, travel in packs, and eat shit.
Perhaps that's why last year's summary for yesterday's classes on STI/STDs and Neisseria concluded with a gag about the comeback of the Mullet and told us to participate at the aforementioned mulletsgallore.com!!!!!!!
or maybe it's just one big coincidence
 

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