You discover you are dying tonight at midnight. How do you spend your last hours? (1 Viewer)

[Cam S]

Well, first I'd call all my relatives and tell them how much I love them and that I wish I could have seen them more (they live a few provinces away). Second, I would borrow my friends Porsche Turbo S and drive the living shit out of it, without killing myself prematurely. Third, I would rent a Porn DVD, one with the infamous "ball Cam" cuz I've heard it's so good you get sea sick from the constant rocking. Of course, right after that I'd shag the hottie I've been crushing on, all the while thinking I have a camera attached to my balls, hahaha. Fourth, I would give all my material possesions to my best friend Mike. Fifth, I would get together with all my friends for one last dinner the nicest place in town. Lastly, I'd want to die in peace with my family and friends, while playing AC/DC's Thunderstruck at insane levels on my audio system

 

[Andrew_Sch]

I would beg Peter Jackson to whip together rough cuts of TTT and ROTK and beg the Senator to screen them, FOTR, Fight Club, Goodfellas, American Beauty, and maybe the Big Lebowski for me.

 

[alan halvorson]

I would probably fall asleep in my reclining chair, like I always do every night.

 

[Bruce Hedtke]

I would go shopping and buy everything I've ever really wanted and didn't have the money for. And I would use a credit card so they would get stuck eating the bill when I died.

Bruce

 

[Duane Robinson]

Probably beat off and eat a can of Cheez Wiz straight from the can..... Wait a minute this thread isn't about what I'm doing tonight. :b


Realistically though I'd want to go to Japan. I've always dreamed about going there before I leave this floating rock.

 

[cafink]

I'd lose my virginity.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Nobody wants to have sex?

I spend the time finding out where Kirstin Dunst is at the moment, and getting myself there. (Hey, she seems a compassionate sort...)
Regards,
Joe

 

[Bill Kane]

well, it's past midnight. RIP all you guys.

 

[Julie K]

I'd be doing my best to create a temporal paradox.

 

[Ryan Donovan]

Tell my family I love them and that I'll see 'em soon, play with my dog, and go to sleep, I guess. It'd be nice to go out dreaming...

Oh, and a hooker. Gotta have the hooker. I'll squeeze that in between "touching moment with family" and "last walk with dog". That'd be nice.

 

[Francois Caron]

Forget the sex. Been there, done that. I know what it's like to have one's sexual fantasies fulfilled. :b
Actually, I'd go to the casino and BLOW IT ALL!!! Overdraw the bank account! First get a limit increase, then max out the credit cards! Grab all the legitimate and illegitimate cash I can scrounge up and JUST GO FOR IT!!!
With my luck, I'll probably hit the over two million dollar progressive jackpot on the five dollar machines five minutes before the deadline!

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

The question reminds me of Bobby Slayton's comment about what to do if the plane you're on is about to crash. "Screw the oxygen. I want that panel to open up and drop a quart of scotch, a pound of weed and a hooker in my lap." Or, as another comedian said, "I hope whoever is sitting next to me is good looking because if I have four minutes until I slam into the Earth, he, she or it is going to get f*****!"
Regards,
Joe

 

[Jeff Rogers]

NOW THAT...is funny!

 

[Jon_Are]

Drink some weed, smoke some scotch, pet the wife, and screw the dog.


.....wait....is that right??



Jon

 

[Frederick]

Hmmm ... well, the wife would want to be there, regardless of how painful it would be to see me pass. I'd have mixed feelings about that; wouldn't want to scar the woman for life. But then, that would be the perfect way to go. After all the phone calls and getting your affairs in order, just talking to her after making love, telling her how much I love her as she holds me, etc. Making sure she knew I'd haunt her if she got married again ... I'd say it, but I wouldn't mean it of course. Gotta maintain my sense of humor ...
But did u guys think of that? How would "dying in someones' arms" affect that person? Not that you'd be around to care, but wouldn't that burn something into them that they'll have nightmares about later?
Freddy C.