You Can Get Anything You Want (1 Viewer)

[Lew Crippen]

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and
Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of
room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
have to take out their garbage for a long time.

…


You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
…


Here’s wishing that everyone has the best of Thanksgivings no matter the circumstances.

 

[StephenK]

"Kid, whaddya in for?"

and I said "littering"

Happy Turkey Day

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Whoever heard of a dump being closed on Thanksgiving?

 

[Mark Zimmer]

I wanna see dead burnt bodies, and veins in my teeth! I wanna kill!

 

[Sam Posten]

Killl, killlllll killlll killllll!

BTW, I have a 'remake' version of AR on MP3 that he had on his website, you should definitly check it out if you like the original. Lots of new laughs as he tells the story...

Sam

 

[Tab Nichols]

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

 

[Lew Crippen]

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and
all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the
guitar.

With feeling—so we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and
sing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant,
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant;
Walk right in it's around the back,
Just a half a mile from the railroad track;
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant