X'mas will never be the same again....ever!

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  1. Danny Tse

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    What the hell happened to the other 7? [​IMG]
     
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    That's what you get for having a nose that leaves an infrared signature.
     
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    You know I thought something was up when I saw Santa at Autozone buying a set of fog lamps last night. He was grumbling to himself about some jet or something and I thought he said something about Rudolph but I couldn't make it out. It just won't be the same anymore. I'm still hoping we will find out that this is all some cruel hoax.
     
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    The truth will be unveiled when NORAD does their yearly monitoring of Santa's path. If the Danish authorities were thorough, they'd probably find that Mrs. Claus also died of a heart attack. Are we going to blame that on F-16 fly by's? An autopsy might find more than a few similarities in the presence of drugs in both corpses.
     
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    You children don't understand it.

    The money Santa got, will be given to one of those very clever doctors who will make Rudolph alive and healthy again!

    Remember when you broke that little bow, when you were three years old? Daddy first tried to glue the pieces together, but it wouldn't stick. Yet the next day, after going out for a while, Daddy had fixed it completely and even when you looked ever so closely, you couldn't even see where it was broken originally!

    And that doll, even Daddy seemed unable to get the shattered eye back in? But when he got home from work in his car, he had had it fixed in the shop beautifully! Even that old scratch on her cheek (when you had dropped her from the stairs occasionally) was gone! She only had wrong clothes on, but after you changed that, she was as new for more than five more years. And you still own that doll, somewhere.

    Daddy said it was a matter of being willing to spend some money when it must.

    (Too bad, when Daddy himself passed away no such doctor could get him back, perhaps they didn't have enough money. And now he's gone, nothing in the world gets properly mended anymore.)


    So, boys and girls, now Santa got the money from the government, Rudolph, the one and only, will be back! As simple as that (or perhaps: as simple as Dad)!


    Cees
     
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    I'm still amazed that Denmark has an air force.
     
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    At top speed their F-16(s) can fly acorss the country in just over 10 minutes. [​IMG]
     
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    Two words: Cloning reindeer.
     
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    Maybe Santa should recruit Rudolph's cousin, Leroy the Redneck Reindeer* to take his place. A redneck at least, would have his shotgun and be able to return fire.

    * This won't make sense unless you have heard the song by Joe Diffie, Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.
     

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