Allright, so I've seen this guy on TV a few times, and every time I wonder what in the world he's thinking when he puts this thing on every morning. Ohio congressman James Trafficant Can that really be his real hair? Maybe someone from Ohio can shed some light on the subject. I don't see what's wrong with going bald gracefully. Unfortunately for me, I found my first gray hair this morning. Too bad it was in my drain! OK, so I didn't really mean this to be a tournament (just a comment on a really bad wig), but WTH, here we go. So far we have James Traficant William Shatner Marv Albert Sam Donaldson Howard Cosell Rip Taylor Ted Danson Lorne Michaels Ray Manzarek Elton John Ted Koppel Carl Eller Burt Reynolds Roger Moore Sean Connery Gene Keady Aaron Brown Charles Heston I'll close this to suggestions at the end of the day today. Any other nominations?