I live in Fredericksburg, Northern VA, and as far as pro sports go we got absolutely nothing. In baseball, the best we have is the minor league Richmond Braves, and that's 50 miles south of where I live. Most people I know generally root for the Baltimore Orioles, but I hate having to look at other states for pro teams. In football, it's either the DC Skins whom I despise, or the Ravens, another Baltimore team. Basketball is tolerable because of the Washington Wizards, and that's solely due to MJ returning. Hockey... well, I don't really give a rat's ass either way. The point is, I hate turning to DC or Baltimore for major league sports, so my question is, what is the absolute worst place to live for a rabid MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL fan?