Recently I watched Autumn in New York with Gere and Ryder on DVD. It had the worst dialogue I'd ever heard. Here are some gems from the first hour (as far as I could make it). Gere: You don't dance. You float. Ryder: What shall we do with this moment that we're in? Gere: I have nothing more to offer you than this, until it ends. Ryder: Are you going to abandon the universe and me for a cafe latte? Gere: I'm old enough to be your father. Ryder: I'd prefer uncle. Gere: You look at me in a way I haven't earned. Ryder: Okay, then earn it. Gere: Food is the only beautiful thing that truly nourishes. Sorry for not hanging in until the end as I'm sure there were more gems, but I think I deserve a medal for making it as far as I did.