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Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Tim Maynard, Dec 15, 2001.
What was the worst Christmas (or any other) Bonus you have ever received from your employer?
What's a bonus?
We didn't get bonuses this year
instead he paid for a company vacation to a nice little winter resort.
problem was it was this weekend, and i had a final this morning and i have two on monday so i can't attend
The closest thing to a Christmas bonus I'll get is a free case of Pepsi.
I've had good bonuses at work here, but when I delivered the paper route, all we got for Xmas bonuses were McDonalds combo coupons. Yeesh!!!
"It's a years subscription to the Jello of the Month club."
"Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving!"
Christmas bonus? That deserves a hearty chorus of laughter!
I got my worst-ever Christmas bonus this year: $32,114.58 after taxes. That really sucks!
Just kidding! Actually, my bonus was a $35 gift certificate to a grocery store for purchase of a ham or turkey.
Membership to the "Jams of the Month" Club.
A nice Christmas ham from Hillshire Farm and Kahns. Same as every year.
Worst: My employer frequently gives out stuff, such as glassware, calculators, etc. with the company logo on it. I usually give that stuff away.
Best: Sometimes we get cash bonuses, but not usually around Xmas. However, one of our clients with which I am directly involved is a large Canadian brewery. They usually send me 24 cans of beer just before Xmas.
Wow I thought my job was pretty shitty. I got a 37 dollar bonus and all I do is wash dishes. Not bad. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hmmm. When I was in high school, I had a job that would give little cash Christmas bonuses. ~$20.
It's like remembering my old Vic 20, or my grandfather's cigarette rolling machine. Relics from another time. Today, we live in a bow down to the stockholder, shaft the employee age where a Christmas "bonus" from most companies is letting you keep your job.
Not that I'm cynical.
I imagine my as yet unborn children's generation will have to have the premise of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation explained to them, like a history lesson.
"What's a 'Christmas Bonus?'"
"Well son, once upon a time..."
I've only been working for almost two years, coming up to my second Christmas period. Last year everyone got a small ham, and a shirt with the company logo. Not sure about this years yet... I know we are getting another shirt at least.
Perhaps we could also have everyones best and worst bonuses for any time of the year.
A canned ham would be the worst... not even honey glazed!
This year, due to the economy, it's postponed till March, IF we get anything out of it.
My worst Christmas bonus was when I worked for Bloomingdales right after high school. All of the employees got a candy cane and a shake of the store managers hand on the way out of the store on Christmas Eve.
Back in my high school days I briefly worked at a Mexican restaraunt. Our bonus was a single scratch off lottery ticket and a card that said that year's christmas bonus money had been donated to earthquake victims.
One year, I got a Honeybaked ham delivered to my doorsteps, unfortunately, I was gone for the holidays, so the ham didn't really quite survive the lack of refrigeration that it needed for me to taste it when I got back home.
This year I got a whopping $40 check in the company X-Mas card they sent me. Yippee!
No bonus this year.
I was just talking to my brother about Christmas bonuses. The best Christmas bonus he ever got was 20 bucks. The worst was a severence cheque. The company he was working for at the time sent out a memo saying that they had had a pretty good year, but due to their year's end being at the end of February, employees would receive bonuses in March. Then, roughly twenty percent of the staff (~100 people) were let go in January.