Wife Replaced By Alien Twin- Getting Toshiba 50hx81 (1 Viewer)

[James Edward]

Subject:For our viewing pleasure

Are we taking a trip to P.C. tonight to order a new T.V. *I vote for the H.D. flat screen that requires a dish to work optimally. ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$) K.L.

I ACTUALLY RECEIVED THE ABOVE E-MAIL TODAY AT WORK FROM MY WIFE. AFTER MAKING SURE THAT THIS WAS NOT A PRANK, I CALLED THE SALESMAN I DEAL WITH AND GOT A PRICE OF $1899 FOR A TOSHIBA 50HX81. YES, I'LL NEED A NEW EQUIPMENT CABINET, ETC., BUT I MUST STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT- FOR A LATER E-MAIL WAS THIS:

Strike while the iron is hot, I don't know how long the mood will last, I'll hold on for as long as I can. *

 

[Gary W. Graley]

Please email me a list of your wife's current diet!

Nice email!

G2

 

[James Edward]

Weight Watchers, but I'm not sure if that had anything to do with it.

 

[Jeff Aguilar]

You need to go and get her from work, right NOW!
Actually, I would watch out. She may want something in return. I would not be surprised if she told you on the way home that she is pregnant.
Jeff

 

[Joe Hsu]

Hmmmm....thanks, I almost forgot to mention something like that in my long list of my ideal woman. Man, she's gonna be a doozy.

 

[James Edward]

I bought the TV, and she's not pregnant, and doesn't seem to want anything. BUT- she got a little nervous at the store and asked me to cancel my SVS 25-31PCi. This could go either way, since I already have a 'vintage' 20-39PC. What to do... What to do...

 

[Chris PC]

Wow. The WAF is a tricky thing I guess eh? Go with it man!