I've been an exclusive water drinker for a while now. I don't think I've had a soft drink in about 3 or 4 years, and I used to drink them compulsively. The main reason is that recently, the joy of water has become totally clear to me. Here are the reasons why I think water is the best drink out there: 1) Water isn't advertised in annoying adverts (unless you think babies dancing in a fountain is annoying ) where a teenager accidentally murders his date's father, or where crappy pops stars like the spice girls sing some lame theme tune, or where stupid polar bears look at the aurora-bolialis (sp?)... oh wait, I actually like that last one. 2) You're body is made up of mostly water. So you're replenishing your stocks by drinking it. That ain't no bad thing. 3) Its totally clear, so you can be sure that you know whether theres a severed toe or ear lukring beneath the surface before you take a big gulp. 4) Bottled water uses minerals that have taken centureies to filter through scenic mountains ranges, giving you something thats, erm, good? Blah, blah, blah. 5) Theres a film called Waterworld in which lots of water is featured. So every time you take a gulp, you're getting a little bit of movie magic. Its not like theres a movie called Coca Cola Kid or something!.... Oh wait. There is. Damn! 6) It's damn refreshing: a nice clean, cool thirst quencher. It's got my vote!