Hay the reality is that you can be bald as a cue ball, over weight and not very good looking but if you've got serious cash the babes will be there. Sounds jaded I know but it's just the facts of life.
(BTW, the article is basically wrong - or right, depending on how you read it's message. Polygamy has never been "legalized" here. Possibly it is possible to "register" partnership with more than two people, but I wonder about the legal implications. People living in group-households - "communions" - have always been there. Of course, you can "exchange rings" with as many persons as you wish - anywhere in the world, I believe.)
Polyandry is where it's at. Imagine 3 guys and 1 wife. That's 1/3 the chores and 1/3 the complaints for each guy. Home duties would rotate... that way 2 of the guys could be out at the bar or ballgame while the other is at home reading poetry to the wife. Marital favors would be cut down but what's 1/3 of zero?