Garrett Lundy
Senior HTF Member
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He is Trailer Man. Shrouded in secrecy, but blessed with a better voice than Orson Welles and the freaky power of Omniscience, Trailer Man continues to fight for the good of mankind.
There is no conspiracy he can't tell you about in fifteen seconds, there are no problems he cannot recommend the perfect hero for, and he always knows who's "Normal, average" life is about to be turned upside-down by malevolent forces.
Villians and Miscreants can run, but they can't hide from the fact that Trailer Manwill tell the whole world of their plots many months before they can ever be carried-out.
There is no conspiracy he can't tell you about in fifteen seconds, there are no problems he cannot recommend the perfect hero for, and he always knows who's "Normal, average" life is about to be turned upside-down by malevolent forces.
Villians and Miscreants can run, but they can't hide from the fact that Trailer Manwill tell the whole world of their plots many months before they can ever be carried-out.