What's up with Dharma's butt?

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  1. Stacy Huff

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    It seems like it gets bigger every week. I remember when she was skinny, all arms and legs. Lately I've been thinking she looks bigger, but I attributed it to weird clothes. Now I'm convinced that Jenna Elfman is putting on weight. I'm curious if she might be pregnant. Anybody know?
     
  2. Chuck C

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    I think she's lookin HOT....the more the merrier (maybe not too much)
     
  3. Matt Stone

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    "The more the merrier..."

    Now that's a line I gotta try when I get back to school...hehe.
     
  4. Mike Broadman

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    Supposedly, curves are "back in style" (I don't remember when they ever went out, but what do I know). I think quite a few actresses have actually started eating and looking human.
     
  5. LarryDavenport

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    She's been hanging out with Chandler and Xander too much. [​IMG]
     
  6. MickeS

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    And Christina Aguilera. [​IMG]
    /Mike
     
  7. Todd Hochard

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    Frankly, I'm glad "waif/10-year-old boy" is going out.
    Just so long as they remember to slow down before they get too far into double-digit clothes sizes.[​IMG]
    Todd
     
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    I was just thinking how disastrous it would have been had, by accident, Stacy left the word "with" out of the thread's title. But carry on. Never mind me.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Bill Slack

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    Marilgn Monroe was a '50s British size 16.
    Which to us Americans would have been more like a size 12. Which today would be more like a size ~8, as sizes have changed over the years.
    Not fat, by any means, but she was never rail thin. Which is fine by me. You can look great either way, imo...
    http://www.snopes2.com/movies/actors/mmdress.htm
     
  12. Matt Stone

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    What's the Jack Black line?

    "More cushion for the pushin'"

    ...hey, I couldn't resist after this "What's up Darma's butt" talk.
     
  13. Chuck C

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    lol

    what's up dharma's butt...good god!
     
  14. Shawn C

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    Had to be done, sorry... [​IMG]
    *talking*
    Oh my god
    Becky, look at her butt
    Its so big
    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
    Who understands those rap guys
    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
    I mean her butt
    It's just so big
    I can't believe it's so round
    It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross
    Look, she's just so black
    *rap*
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung
    Wanna pull up tough
    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got
    Make Me so horney
    Ooh, rump of smooth skin
    You say you wanna get in my benz
    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Saying flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
    Baby got back
    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    I like'em round and big
    And when I'm throwin a gig
    I just can't help myself
    I'm actin like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And UH, double up UH UH
    I aint talkin bout playboy
    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
    I wannem real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mixalot's in trouble
    Beggin for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas
    I wanna get with ya
    I won't cus or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby Got it goin on
    Alot of pimps won't like this song
    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
    But I'd rather stay and play
    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
    Then turn around
    Stick it out
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back
    (LA face with the Oakland booty)
    Yeah baby
    When it comes to females
    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
    36-24-36
    Only if she's 5'3"
    So your girlfriend throws a Honda
    Playin workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that hard role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that
    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
    And I'm thinkin bout stickin
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines
    You aint it miss thing
    Give me a sista I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice did miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    Cuz his girls were on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And pulled up quick to get with 'em
    So ladies if the butt is round
    And you wanna triple X throw down
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back
     
  15. Todd Hochard

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    What Bill said. I'd peg most photos of Marilyn at a size 10, by today's standard.

    Which is fine by me. You're right- she is one of the sexiest women who ever lived. You can bet that won't ever be said about Kate Moss, Calista Flockhart, or Lara Flynn Boyle.

    Todd
     
  16. Brian Perry

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    I think the best commentary about this topic was Big Bottom from This Is Spinal Tap:
    "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin..."
     
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    "Talk about mud flaps, my girls got em'" [​IMG]
    Thanks for making me remember that, made my day...
     
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