What would you call your autobiography?

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  1. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Let's say you're writing your autobiography, what title would you use? Arrested Development comes to mind as the perfect title for my life story. 673,438 Love Letters to Emmanuelle Beart and Not One Damn Reply! would work as well! [​IMG]
     
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    "He saw too many, way too many, way way way way too many movies...."
     
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    "Nowhere"

    ...as in my life is going nowhere.
     
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    "The Life and Times of Eugene McFarfenburger"

    That's not my name, but it should be. That name just screams class and pure unadulterated comedy.
     
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    My autobography, which I am actually writing is called: The Pageantry of Me which is an inside joke with my circle of friends.
     
  7. Neil Joseph

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    Unique because I am
     
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    "Experiences"

    Simple. Some days, I find myself amazed that I've reached where I have and are doing the things I've done. If written about those moments, it might be interesting. If it includes a lot of the other portions of life, this would be one to skip.
     
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    It would be a fat book filled with thoughtless ramblings and angry contradicting rants.

    CHAPTER 41 - Punky Brewster is Cancelled, I am devestated!

    CHAPTER 126- Hiding the Body

    CHAPTER 375- The Day Jennifer Anniston mistook me for Brad Pitt
     
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    I have this thing that I call Rain's Law and I think it would be the perfect title. It states:
    Most people are stupid.
    (HTF members, their friends and family excepted.)
     
  11. Steve Christou

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    "The Good The Bad and the Naked. Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bad." [​IMG]
     
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    "The Out Of Place Child"

    or

    "Fat White Rider On The Nightmare Plains"

    or

    "Belly Of The Beast: An experiment in memory and misery"

    Sincerely,

    John "As if I'm not depressed enough, I'm watching 'City Slickers' on TBS and I just burned my popcorn" Kilduff
     
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    'Underachiever' or maybe 'Monopoly on Sorrow'.
     
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    Pass that Joint!
    [​IMG]
     
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    I wish my life story was interesting enough to write a book about. If I ever did, I'd probably just make shit up. So, I guess "Lies."

    Perhaps a real one would be,"Brian's life, a reason to feel better about yourself."
     
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    Either (and I apologize for the PCU and The Critic references before hand [​IMG])....
    - The Matthew Chmiel Story
    - Bitches, Hoes, and DVDs
    - My Obsession with Miss Bell
    - Why Can't I Get a Girl?
    - My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long
    - Buy My Book!
    - Who The Hell Is Matthew Chmiel and Why Read His Book?
    [​IMG]
     
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    The title of my book would be COCKY SPIC.
     
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    There aren't many people as lazy as me, except my friends!
     
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    "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
     
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