What to do with Salmon cream cheese

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  1. Jay H

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    I guess the same person who decided that lox would be good on bagels created Salmon (flavored) cream cheese.

    Story, went to my friend's place in Maine to do some kayaking off the mid-coast and met another friend from NYC there who usually brings the bagels. He picked up some cream cheese and brought that up on July 4th of this year, but we didn't finish the salmon flavored cream cheese. Fast forward 2 months and the cream cheese lives on. I cringe at the thought of fish flavored cream cheese and have been trying to come up with what to do with it. I rescued some beef sausage that she and I wouldn't normally touch and told her that I would probably eat it if I'm out backpacking and that is what I did when I was in the White mountains recently. I told her that I polished off the sausage. However, the salmon flavored cream cheese lives on and we're not sure what to do with it.

    1)Donate it to the Salvation Army
    2)ebay
    3)wait for Goosey night or Devil's Night for Halloween
    4)See if it can be used as a Silica substitute (much like Equal or Sweet-N-Low
    5)Force the neighbor to eat it at knife point
    6)Feed it to the bears who typically like Salmon.


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    There are so many ways of taking this little statement(ethnic, adult humor, etc.), I can't even get past it to think about the cream cheese.[​IMG]
     
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    Uh..... toss it out?
     
  4. Jay H

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    Nooooooooooooooo. It would be much more fun to do creative things with it than to simply to toss it.

    More ideas:

    +) Use it as some kind of alternative fuel in cars. Imagine if Honda came out with a hybrid electric/Salmon Cream Cheese car?

    +)How does it work as shaving cream, aftershave, deoderant?

    +)Anybody know the half life of Salmon Cream Cheese?

    Jay
     
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    Rub it on your skin and prowl for a mate.
     

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