What is up with pillows? (1 Viewer)

[Eric_L]

I am overruns with pillows. My bed has become a breeding ground. The white fluffy marshmallow-like demons have almost completely taken over. There is hardly room left for me in my own bed.

It all started ten years ago. Prior to that I had a simple existent, my pillow and I were friends. I had two - all that is necessary. Two beautiful down pillows which would cradle my head to sleep. The only trouble they ever gave me was 'bed head'. (I'm certain it is a nationwide conspiracy that could rival the 2000 election)

Then I met m beloved. She had a pillow problem. Her bed had at least a half dozen full sized pillows and even more of assorted smaller sizes. I thought the problem was her... I was so naive.

After the wedding it didn't take long before her pillows inter-bred with mine. Apparently within pillows polyster fiber is a dominant gene. The down was long bred from my pillows. I have only one - whose virtue I guard with zeal. I never leave it alone lest it be accosted by the low-breed polyester mongrels.

Meanwhile the polyester fiber nightmare gets worse. They breed and multiply by the day. Just yesterday I changed my bedding. I left our king sized bed with one down pillow and two of the others. Today, there are four of the monsters! I tremble thinking of tommorow. They are rallying their numbers, surrounding me in my sleep. My hair is their nightly victim, but I fear one night it will be worse. Much much worse...

 

[ThomasC]

They're having their revenge on you after you destroyed so many in pillow fights.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Someone needs to introduce some foriegn 'memory-foam' species to your ecosystem. They should eliminate the native breeds in a week or so.

 

[Clinton McClure]

Eric - I have some coathangers, paperclips and christmas lights I'll swap for some pillows.

 

[Eric_L]

memory foam - pillows with memory.... demon fluffy marshmallow bed embellishment that never forgets...

Mommy!

 

[Eric_L]

Ack! Allies for the pillow-demons! My only allies are my socks! Yet they disappear with naught a trace...

 

[Matt Stryker]

I have successfully ousted the species from our bedroom by repeatedly throwing them onto the floor instead of neatly stacking them. Their protector gradually got the message; now their only appearance is when the apt is done up for a party.

 

[Craig S]

Have you tried applying silica?? I hear that substance does wonders...

 

[Eric Kahn]

I have been using foam rubber pillows for most of my life, I do not like the Poly-fill variety, and I bought one of those memory foam ones but did not like it as much as my normal foam rubber ones

 

[Kevin M]

Eric, have you ever had a dream that you were eating a huge marshmallow, and then woke up to find....

 

[Jay H]

Beware of the Insane-Evil-Pillow-Posse (EPP).

They'll snuff you in your sleep! Do not spread these evil rumors, heathen, you will be assimilated.

Silica does not scare us!

Jay