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What is the greatest movie quote of all time?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Sam Posten, Aug 12, 2019.

  1. B-ROLL

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    Perches we don't need no stinkin' perches ;) !
     
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    B-ROLL

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    "I'ld love to kiss ya but I just washed my hair!"...

    "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!"

    "No, Toto. Nobody said it. This time it's all me. Life isn't like in the movies. Life... is much harder."

    "I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
     
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    No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
     
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    You jump, I jump.
     
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    "You have got to ask yourself one question - 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

    "Give me a ping Vasili. One ping only please."
     
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    cinemiracle Screenwriter

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    wrong! Twas beauty THAT killed the beast
     
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    "No. I could never f*** a gorilla." - the man with two brains
     
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    I stand rudely corrected.
     
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    All sorts of choices to consider, ranging from the profound to the cute and silly:

    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn - Gone With the Wind

    Louie, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship - Casablanca

    I never dreamed that any mere physical experience could be so stimulating - The African Queen

    Reality is very disappointing. - Mannequin

    Who's on first? - One Night in the Tropics

    I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course, her mother really saw her first but there’s no point in bringing the Civil War into this. - A Night at the Opera

    You can't run away from your problems. You have to face them. You must live the life you were born to live. - The Sound of Music

    My name is Bond...James Bond - Dr. No

    So let it be written. So let it be done. - The Ten Commandments

    Men don't like the bloom rubbed off...personally, I think I have too much bloom! - Meet Me In St. Louis

    Let me make one thing perfectly clear...I never explain anything. - Mary Poppins

    Fasten your seat belts...it's going to be a bumpy night - All About Eve

    For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, no explanation is possible - The Song of Bernadette

    I just drove yo mama to the store...only took me six days, same time it took the Lord to make the world! - Driving Miss Daisy

    ...the stuff that dreams are made of. - The Maltese Falcon

    Nobody's perfect! - Some Like It Hot

    It's true. I don't want to marry him for his money. I want to marry him for your money - Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    Watch your thoughts, for they become your actions. Watch your actions, for they become you habits. Watch your habits, for they will forge your character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny. - The Iron Lady

    Flo Ziegfeld: I haven't anything to offer you, because there's nothing that you really seem to need. You've made the most of yourself unassisted, and that's grand. You're a great star already, so there's little I can offer you. Nothing I can give you... except my love.
    Billie Burke (in reply)
    That isn't enough... I expect part of your ambition, half of your trouble, two-thirds of your worries... and all of your respect. - The Great Ziegfeld

    You're makin' a fool outta yourself, Clarise. This is football. All the people care about is touch downs and injuries. They don't give a damn about that grape shit! - Steel Magnolias

    Dames is just like traffic. Sometimes you gotta stop. Sometimes you gotta go. But a smart driver don't beat the lights! - Ziegfeld Girl

    You know how I feel about my grandmother but I'd sell her for a drink. - High Society

    The arrangement of your features is not entirely repulsive to me. - Silk Stockings

    Two and two are four and five will give you ten if you play your cards right. - My Little Chickadee

    In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible. - The Lion in Winter

    I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man...I just have to learn how to do it without the dress - Tootsie

    You know what burns my butt? A flame about three feet high. - The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    Did you ever try spreading ideals on a cracker? - The Band Wagon

    I want it all quickly because I don't want God to stop and think and wonder if I'm getting more than my share. - National Velvet

    The poor have one advantage. They know they are loved for themselves. - Anastasia

    We haven't grown apart. You've fallen apart. - Beaches

    If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it. - Pillow Talk

    Every man dies. Not every man lives. - Braveheart

    Nine years of ballet, asshole! - Outrageous Fortune

    Two tears in a bucket. Mother-fuck it! - Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

    I've seen shit that would turn you white. - Ghostbusters

    Say, can you believe that guy? He almost stood me up for his wife! - The Women (1939)

    Death is not worse pain than an empty life. - The King and I

    You may conquer the land, you may slaughter the people. That is not the end. - Ben-Hur (1959)

    Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to. - Miracle on 34th Street

    Funny business, a woman's career - the things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. - All About Eve
     
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    Another good one from The Terminator

    Sarah- “So Reese is crazy?”
    Silberman- “In technical terminology, he’s a loon.”
     
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    I don’t remember which film this quote is from
    (I’m sure someone here can tell me)

    Bystander- “Do you know how many wild animals had to die to make that fur coat?”
    JoBeth Williams’ character- “Do you know how many wild animals I had to fuck to get this fur coat?”
     
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    Another good one from All About Eve

    Margo- “You try to get into this girdle and act on stage for 2 hours.”
    Birdie- “I couldn’t even get into the girdle in 2 hours.”
     
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    „If you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.“
    - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly -

    „Are you crying? There’s no crying. There’s no crying in Baseball.“
    - A League of Their Own -
     
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    You're right, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars *next* year. You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.
     
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    Mama says stupid is as stupid does.
    Resistance is futile.
     
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    You go, I go.
     
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    Who are those guys?

    Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?
     
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    Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
     
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    I'll be back. - The Terminator (1984)

    I admit it's obvious but...
     
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    They have
    First post
    Second page.
     
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