What is hell?

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  1. Holadem

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    Right now, hell is having a coworker who thinks he is funny, while he is not. This fine gentleman makes an absolutely dreadful joke, laughs for like 10 min, waits for you to laugh, then proceeds to explains it to you just in case you didn't get it - I usually don't, then laughs some more... [​IMG]
    These are not "standard jokes" (a priest, a rabbi etc..), they are situational. And they are not funny. How do you deal with that??!!
    Just venting.
    What is your hell? [​IMG]
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    Holadem - a good guy otherwise
     
  2. Paul Jenkins

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    when the projector breaks...
     
  3. Danny Tse

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    Hell = uninteresting work [​IMG]
     
  4. David Ely

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    Hell is when you need to itch down there and are in a situation where it would not be proper [​IMG]
     
  5. Josh_Hill

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    Having to look at a picture of Bea Arthur...forever!
     
  6. Kevin P

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    Hell is the place where I work. 5 days a week, 8-9+ hours a day. And no, I don't wear a red suit. [​IMG]
    KJP
     
  7. Max Knight

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    Being trapped on a desert island with a scientologist who is trying to convert you, and all you have to eat is vegan chili.
     
  8. Joseph Young

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    Hell is:

    Being forced to listen to "Fool in the Rain" by Led Zepplin over and over again.

    Being forced to watch, 'clockwork orange'-style, Armageddon.

    Being trapped in a virtual-reality representation of the Aint It Cool News 'Talkback' forum (worse than jail?).

    -j

    ps. Max, I have to fully agree that such a scenario is indeed hellish .
     
  9. Philip Hamm

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    Hey my brother Pat tells jokes like that......

    A sandwich walks into a bar, sits down on a stool and orders a drink.

    Bartender says "We don't serve food here!"
     
  10. Chuck C

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    hell is my econ test tonight [​IMG]
     
  11. Dave Poehlman

    Dave Poehlman Producer

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    Sitting watching golf at my in-law's trailer.
     
  12. Scott L

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    Hell is sitting in front of this damn computer screen hours a day when all those honeys are out there just waiting for my company.
     
  13. Philip_G

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    hell? why North Dakota of course
     
  14. Ron-P

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    Hell is: The burp-ups I'm getting right now from the McDonalds Big Mac I ate for lunch.
    Peace Out~[​IMG]
     
  15. Scott Merryfield

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    Hell is actually a small town located northwest of Ann Arbor, Michigan.
    Hell, Michigan
     
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    My hell: Electrical engineering graduate thesis.
    Bright side is I'm days away from being done. [​IMG]
    -JNS
     
  18. Richard_D_Ramirez

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    Those last couple of minutes before leaving work for the day... [​IMG]
    8^B
     
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    Hell.... discovering you are a roll of toilet paper
     
  20. Ted Lee

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    hell is...

    1. harm coming to someone you love
    2. dealing with rude people
    3. dealing with stupid people
    4. dealing with stupidly rude people
    5. wanting a dvd but not having the money
    6. narrowly escaping a car accident because of a dumb-ass driver
    7. listening to the same song over and over and over and over and over and......[/list=1]
     

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