Rustifer
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Episode Commentary
My Three Sons
"The Wiley Method" (S1E28)
Strange creatures, these teenage girls back in my day. With the social acuity of a cereal bowl, us guys approached them with all the subtlety of a farm tractor backing into a dachshund. My first school romance was literally with the girl next door--meaning her parents' suspicious eyes were always on me. I got to the point where I'd mow our lawn only after taking a shower and wearing pleated pants, lest they think their daughter was being subjugated to an ungroomed slob. No teenage boy under the age of 17 should even attempt the girlfriend experience. There's just not enough insight and ingenuity in us to compete with the far superior maturity of a teenage girl being wooed. Like a blind squirrel lucking upon an acorn, I only rarely hit upon a stance that any girl would find responsive or interesting. I think that's why I've been married for 40 years--once I snared a girl, I made sure I wasn't going to lose her and have to start all over again.
Robbie (Don Grady) is desperate to get the attention of pretty Maribel Quinby (Perri Sinclair) in his history class. Thinking he's made a connection with her when their charismatic history teacher Mr. Wiley (Chris Warfield) makes the whole class chant "Monroe Doctrine" over and over, Robbie locks eyes with Maribel during this exercise (similar to that of Albert Finney and Joyce Redman during the messy dinner scene in Tom Jones). Having thought he's successfully zeroed in, disappointment ensues when Maribel simply disconnects and moves on--the moment forgotten in her own mind.
Zeroing in on Maribel; She's not interested; A connection is finally achieved
Robbie admits to being dull, dull, dull as his dad (Fred MacMurray) suggests "now that you know the problem, it's up to you to solve it." No faux parental kid gloves here, by golly. So Robbie sets forth any number of lame plans to bolster Maribel's opinion of him. These all prove to be futile. So, remembering how Maribel was so attracted to Mr. Wiley's forceful teaching methods, Robbie assumes a similar mantle. Setting up a bizarre fight confrontation with his friend Hank to impress the girl, Mr. Wiley is astute enough to interpret Robbie's hairbrained scheme. Like the best, and rarest, of high school teachers, Mr. Wiley imparts some strategically sound advice to the boy. It leads to a much more solid connection between Robbie and Maribel. For once, love's labor is not lost.
This show constantly avoided the silly pitfalls of many sitcoms of the era by promoting scripts that happened to be realistic and funny. Fred MacMurray and William Frawley (as Uncle Bub) do an admirable job of providing stability to the motherless boys as each approaches their singular obstacles of growing up.
My Three Sons
"The Wiley Method" (S1E28)
Strange creatures, these teenage girls back in my day. With the social acuity of a cereal bowl, us guys approached them with all the subtlety of a farm tractor backing into a dachshund. My first school romance was literally with the girl next door--meaning her parents' suspicious eyes were always on me. I got to the point where I'd mow our lawn only after taking a shower and wearing pleated pants, lest they think their daughter was being subjugated to an ungroomed slob. No teenage boy under the age of 17 should even attempt the girlfriend experience. There's just not enough insight and ingenuity in us to compete with the far superior maturity of a teenage girl being wooed. Like a blind squirrel lucking upon an acorn, I only rarely hit upon a stance that any girl would find responsive or interesting. I think that's why I've been married for 40 years--once I snared a girl, I made sure I wasn't going to lose her and have to start all over again.
Robbie (Don Grady) is desperate to get the attention of pretty Maribel Quinby (Perri Sinclair) in his history class. Thinking he's made a connection with her when their charismatic history teacher Mr. Wiley (Chris Warfield) makes the whole class chant "Monroe Doctrine" over and over, Robbie locks eyes with Maribel during this exercise (similar to that of Albert Finney and Joyce Redman during the messy dinner scene in Tom Jones). Having thought he's successfully zeroed in, disappointment ensues when Maribel simply disconnects and moves on--the moment forgotten in her own mind.
Zeroing in on Maribel; She's not interested; A connection is finally achieved
Robbie admits to being dull, dull, dull as his dad (Fred MacMurray) suggests "now that you know the problem, it's up to you to solve it." No faux parental kid gloves here, by golly. So Robbie sets forth any number of lame plans to bolster Maribel's opinion of him. These all prove to be futile. So, remembering how Maribel was so attracted to Mr. Wiley's forceful teaching methods, Robbie assumes a similar mantle. Setting up a bizarre fight confrontation with his friend Hank to impress the girl, Mr. Wiley is astute enough to interpret Robbie's hairbrained scheme. Like the best, and rarest, of high school teachers, Mr. Wiley imparts some strategically sound advice to the boy. It leads to a much more solid connection between Robbie and Maribel. For once, love's labor is not lost.
This show constantly avoided the silly pitfalls of many sitcoms of the era by promoting scripts that happened to be realistic and funny. Fred MacMurray and William Frawley (as Uncle Bub) do an admirable job of providing stability to the motherless boys as each approaches their singular obstacles of growing up.
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