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Episode Commentary
Perry Mason
"The Case of the Larcenous Lady" (S4E12)
Why did Robinson Crusoe kill Friday on a Saturday? This sort of mystery requires the 1960 law and order triumvirate of defense attorney Perry Mason, public prosecutor Hamilton Burger and police Lt. Arthur Tragg. Only Perry Mason (Raymond Burr) can solve the puzzle, as Hamilton Burger (William Talman)--despite having a raft of tagged evidence--still can't see the big picture, nor can Lt. Tragg--at age 186--who doesn't even remember his last bowel movement. The whole event will end in the courtroom, where a stern judge will surely sustain every objection that Perry raises while secretly wondering what Della Street (Barbara Hale) is wearing under her form-fitting skirt. Perry will be the only one privy to that mystery.
The alliterative lady in the episode title is the wife of Mayor Jim Henderson (Arthur Franz) who is being offered a plum position in the government. Wife Mona (Patricia Huston) is prepared to do anything to help move hubby up the slippery political ladder. But in order to facilitate, she must first suspend some sort of illegal land deal she's cooked up with scuzzy realtor Tom Stratton (Edward Platt). To accomplish this, Mona sends the unwitting secretary of her husband, Susan (an impossibly young Louise Fletcher), to a sleazy highway motel to meet up with Stratton and receive a $10,000 payment. A photo of the transaction is secretly taken for fertile extortion fodder.
Confused and scared, Susan hotfoots to Perry Mason's office, interrupting his lunch of a dozen swiss cheese and mustard sandwiches that Della keeps in the break room fridge in case Perry needs to nibble on something other than her ear lobe. Susan is afraid any sort of scandal may hurt her boss' opportunity at the new job. So therein lies the players and the plot to this story.
Paul Drake models Walmart's A-Line Sportswear; Perry gives Della that special look; Lt. Tragg employs the old hand-in-the-popcorn trick
Mona meets with the wife of her husband's main competitor for the position with the singular purpose in blackmailing the couple to withdrawing from the running. Mona proves to be as cold as March in Montana and mean as a badger with swollen hemorrhoids. You just know she's gonna get her comeuppance at some point. In fact, she conveniently gets shot dead just as Perry shows up at her home. Her husband seems to know who did it, but his lips are sealed--much to Perry's disgust. Perry would prefer a simple solution so as not to interfere with lunch hour, but it's not to be as there are plenty of suspects who were willing to see Mona end up on the wrong side of the lawn. The story has more twists than a Chubby Checker album--too many for this lazy commentator to spell out.
In the end, with the investigative help of Paul Drake (William Hopper)--Perry's silver-haired detective whose sport coats are generally louder than a ghetto boom box, coupled with a local prosecutor who couldn't argue his way out of an empty room, Perry masterfully shines a divining light onto the entire mystery. And just in time to catch the daily liver and onions special at the courtroom lunch counter.
Perry Mason
"The Case of the Larcenous Lady" (S4E12)
Why did Robinson Crusoe kill Friday on a Saturday? This sort of mystery requires the 1960 law and order triumvirate of defense attorney Perry Mason, public prosecutor Hamilton Burger and police Lt. Arthur Tragg. Only Perry Mason (Raymond Burr) can solve the puzzle, as Hamilton Burger (William Talman)--despite having a raft of tagged evidence--still can't see the big picture, nor can Lt. Tragg--at age 186--who doesn't even remember his last bowel movement. The whole event will end in the courtroom, where a stern judge will surely sustain every objection that Perry raises while secretly wondering what Della Street (Barbara Hale) is wearing under her form-fitting skirt. Perry will be the only one privy to that mystery.
The alliterative lady in the episode title is the wife of Mayor Jim Henderson (Arthur Franz) who is being offered a plum position in the government. Wife Mona (Patricia Huston) is prepared to do anything to help move hubby up the slippery political ladder. But in order to facilitate, she must first suspend some sort of illegal land deal she's cooked up with scuzzy realtor Tom Stratton (Edward Platt). To accomplish this, Mona sends the unwitting secretary of her husband, Susan (an impossibly young Louise Fletcher), to a sleazy highway motel to meet up with Stratton and receive a $10,000 payment. A photo of the transaction is secretly taken for fertile extortion fodder.
Confused and scared, Susan hotfoots to Perry Mason's office, interrupting his lunch of a dozen swiss cheese and mustard sandwiches that Della keeps in the break room fridge in case Perry needs to nibble on something other than her ear lobe. Susan is afraid any sort of scandal may hurt her boss' opportunity at the new job. So therein lies the players and the plot to this story.
Paul Drake models Walmart's A-Line Sportswear; Perry gives Della that special look; Lt. Tragg employs the old hand-in-the-popcorn trick
Mona meets with the wife of her husband's main competitor for the position with the singular purpose in blackmailing the couple to withdrawing from the running. Mona proves to be as cold as March in Montana and mean as a badger with swollen hemorrhoids. You just know she's gonna get her comeuppance at some point. In fact, she conveniently gets shot dead just as Perry shows up at her home. Her husband seems to know who did it, but his lips are sealed--much to Perry's disgust. Perry would prefer a simple solution so as not to interfere with lunch hour, but it's not to be as there are plenty of suspects who were willing to see Mona end up on the wrong side of the lawn. The story has more twists than a Chubby Checker album--too many for this lazy commentator to spell out.
In the end, with the investigative help of Paul Drake (William Hopper)--Perry's silver-haired detective whose sport coats are generally louder than a ghetto boom box, coupled with a local prosecutor who couldn't argue his way out of an empty room, Perry masterfully shines a divining light onto the entire mystery. And just in time to catch the daily liver and onions special at the courtroom lunch counter.
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