Rustifer
Senior HTF Member
Episode Commentary
The Lone Ranger
"Colorado Gold" (S4E14) 1954
I feel it's slightly sacrilegious to make fun of a series that was one of my foundational building blocks of childhood. The Lone Ranger was a hero in a million kids' eyes, something we all aspired to be. All that was needed was a thin black eye mask, an Indian sidekick and an ironclad resolve to right all that was wrong. Imagine today strolling into a Walmart as the Lone Ranger. Why, before he could get past the greeter, he'd be taken down by security and tased until his hair crackled. Looking back on the series now, I see the over simplistic approach to good vs. bad. There's no gray area and justice is always assured. It's not so simple today. Hi-yo, Silver.
Luther Gage (Robert Shayne) and his henchmen have just blown a hole into his neighboring gold mine, the Queen B, using what appears to be a couple of M-80s left over from July 4th. In a crazy scheme to control both mines, owned by the Farnum family, Gage takes the low road to asset acquisition.
Discussing the price of gold on the Exchange; moving horse poop off the trail, Lone Ranger starts 2nd career as a Baptist preacher
Meanwhile far away, the Lone Ranger is inexplicably chopping wood like a Boy Scout angling for an honor badge. Is this for a purpose, or just to maintain his 28 inch waist? Tonto rides up and delivers a letter to him from Mrs. Farnum, an old friend, asking LR to look into her mine to see whether it's still worth anything. Well, this certainly beats chopping wood, so he and Tonto are off to Colorado. It's a shame they live in Pittsburgh--that long horse trek is a killer. Also summoned is Mrs. Farnum's son Jim, a mine engineer. Gage arranges to have Jim killed before he gets to the mine. Laying wounded in the stagecoach transporting him, Jim is rescued by our masked hero. He and Tonto haul the poor man out of the stage like a sack of flour. Attending EMTs are horrified. Surprisingly, Jim's not badly hurt.
The Lone Ranger, Tonto and Jim soon make short work of Gage's attempt to defraud the Farnums, despite almost being buried alive under an avalanche of paper mache rocks. Gage is summarily arrested and sent to jail, having learned one important lesson: Mine your own business.
Notes:
The Lone Ranger's real name was reported to be John Reid. Tonto's name was transposed from Brad.
The Lone Ranger
"Colorado Gold" (S4E14) 1954
I feel it's slightly sacrilegious to make fun of a series that was one of my foundational building blocks of childhood. The Lone Ranger was a hero in a million kids' eyes, something we all aspired to be. All that was needed was a thin black eye mask, an Indian sidekick and an ironclad resolve to right all that was wrong. Imagine today strolling into a Walmart as the Lone Ranger. Why, before he could get past the greeter, he'd be taken down by security and tased until his hair crackled. Looking back on the series now, I see the over simplistic approach to good vs. bad. There's no gray area and justice is always assured. It's not so simple today. Hi-yo, Silver.
Luther Gage (Robert Shayne) and his henchmen have just blown a hole into his neighboring gold mine, the Queen B, using what appears to be a couple of M-80s left over from July 4th. In a crazy scheme to control both mines, owned by the Farnum family, Gage takes the low road to asset acquisition.
Discussing the price of gold on the Exchange; moving horse poop off the trail, Lone Ranger starts 2nd career as a Baptist preacher
Meanwhile far away, the Lone Ranger is inexplicably chopping wood like a Boy Scout angling for an honor badge. Is this for a purpose, or just to maintain his 28 inch waist? Tonto rides up and delivers a letter to him from Mrs. Farnum, an old friend, asking LR to look into her mine to see whether it's still worth anything. Well, this certainly beats chopping wood, so he and Tonto are off to Colorado. It's a shame they live in Pittsburgh--that long horse trek is a killer. Also summoned is Mrs. Farnum's son Jim, a mine engineer. Gage arranges to have Jim killed before he gets to the mine. Laying wounded in the stagecoach transporting him, Jim is rescued by our masked hero. He and Tonto haul the poor man out of the stage like a sack of flour. Attending EMTs are horrified. Surprisingly, Jim's not badly hurt.
The Lone Ranger, Tonto and Jim soon make short work of Gage's attempt to defraud the Farnums, despite almost being buried alive under an avalanche of paper mache rocks. Gage is summarily arrested and sent to jail, having learned one important lesson: Mine your own business.
Notes:
The Lone Ranger's real name was reported to be John Reid. Tonto's name was transposed from Brad.
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