What Are Your Special/Bizare Talents ? (1 Viewer)

[Brian Harnish]

Steve Christou wrote:

You know my cat farted once and... oh forget it.

Come on, Steve, we really wanna hear that story! NOT!!
I don't have any real special talents. I have a *real* talent -- playing the piano. But I don't think that counts.

 

[Gui A]

I can move my adam's apple from side to side.
Actually, almost anyone can. But I did it first.

 

[Shawn C]

I used to be able to bend my index finger on my left hand all the way back until the tip touched the top if my hand.

As I get older (29), I can no longer accomplish this gruesome yet totally delightful trick.

 

[ken thompson]

Who the hell is Jason Mewes?

 

[John Thomas]

You don't know Bluntman? Or is he Chronic?
Eh. Anyhow, watch a Kevin Smith movie sometime there Ken. Either Clerks or Mallrats - you'll recognize him as "PHATBUDS".
Anyhow, I can put a brick to sleep. And make a pickle talk.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Oh dear.

 

[ken thompson]

I've seen Clerk's but I'm still at a loss for what Dean's "special" talent is.

 

[JasenP]

I killed me a bear, when I was only three.
I can do impressions of:
Sean Connery (my favorite and best)
Ringo Starr
Jimmy Stewart
Marvin The Martian
And a few others that I have been working on.
I REALLY want to be able to nail down a good English accent, but I have been told it's not convincing because I can't stick with one dialect.
I can also fit three lined up golf balls in my mouth. (Not a word from you Christou!)

 

[ken thompson]

Lined up which way?

 

[JasenP]

Ear to ear only.
The gag reflex is a bitch.

 

[Dean DeMass]

Ken,
Watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and you will know.
-Dean-

 

[Jim_F]

I can turn my feet around.

 

[ken thompson]

I'll bet that comes in handy.

 

[Chuck C]

ohhhhhhhhh, that's sick

 

[Dylan Davis]

Before my voice changed I could do a perfect imitation of Mama from Mama's family.

My favorite line to say was -

"Eunice! For crying out loud!"

Well at least my family thought I was a prodigy.

 

[Jared_B]

By moving my fingers a certain way, I can make the veins in my hand wiggle back a forth - freaks some people out.
For my next trick, a picture is required to tell the story. While in HS, I was climbing a cherry tree. The tree, moaning under my immense 140lb weight, began to crack and lean. I realized that the branch I was on was breaking, so I just jumped for it. On the way down, I tried to grab hold of a branch to steady myself.
Well, pic#1 illustrates what happened. Instead of grabbing the branch the normal way, I grabbed it the Spock-Live Long and Prosper way.
As a result, my knuckle is extra fat, and I have extra movement from side to side. Another thing that really freaks people out.
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[ken thompson]

You should send away for that free art test that dude's been hawking on TV.

 

[Julie K]

I can pick things up with my feet.

I can cross my little toe over the one next to it.

 

[SteveGon]

I'm very talented at not getting dates.

 

[Harry Lincoln]

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I can hold a fart for like 3 minutes!
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I can fart on demand!
Harry.

 

[Richard Travale]

I can apply my lipstick using only my cleavage to hold the lipstick. Oh wait, that's not me, that's Claire from the Breakfast Club