what are you thinking....??? (1 Viewer)

[Ted Lee]

kevin ... i can never remember ... does bitch get top or bottom? plus i just got my hair cut really short.

 

[Kevin M]

Well then things are looking up for you bro!


I think it depends on just how lazy said "bitch" is....I..I think.

 

[Ted Lee]

uh-huh ....

gives kevin the knowing nod ....

 

[David Williams]

Is that measured in p.s.i.?

 

[Hugh Jackes]

How much I miss the three teenage girls I worked with on my mission trip. Not in a creepy kinda way, but in a "can I adopt them" kinda way. I fell in love with them.

But not in a creepy kinda way...

 

[Don Giro]

I'm thinking that I would be very intimidated by Angelina Jolie if I were in a room with her, so much so that I'd probably have to slap her upside the head to show her who's "boss" and that I wasn't intimidated by her. But she'd probably like it, and then I'd be all intimidated again...

 

[Mark Sherman]

Well besides TITTIES AND BEER





I was thin king would this survive NE winters


http://www.koenigsegg.com/thecars/index.asp?submenu=4

 

[John Spencer]

Aw, man. I've got a nasty growth on my sack. No, wait. That's a raisin. Whew.

 

[Kevin M]

....God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.....


* I'm sorry...d..did I say that out loud?

 

[Mark Sherman]

Playing the part Of Tyler Durdin Today will be his understudy


KEVIN M..............Lets give Him a warm HTF welcome.


All together now.........."HI KEVIN"



UM KEV. I think it time to switch to DECAF

 

[FeisalK]

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[Kevin M]

...........Now as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch?..........

 

[Ted Lee]

i'm definitely an ass man (err...that sounds weird). no movie-goer gets my crotch unless they pay for my popcorn.

 

[MarkHastings]

This morning, I was thinking how coincidental it is that Bob Barker promotes spaying and neutering pets and his last name is "Barker".

Then I thought, how weird is it that he asks everyone to spay and neuter their pets at the end of a game show...
I never thought about it before, but that's just weird! It's a game show!

 

[Holadem]

What am I thinking? Just how the fuck did I manage to get sunburnt?

I know I am light skinned but damn, I am african born and raised, lived for 18 years under year-round anvil-style scorching sun. That shit never happenedd to me in my life. And it's not supposed to ever happen to me. What, I have to walk around with sunblock lotion when I go to the beach now? :rolleyes

Gotta go back home, I've been up here way too long .

--
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[Wendy_L]

I obviously have too much estrogen for this thread...cuz 90% of it makes no sense to me whatsoever!

 

[MarkHastings]

Well, then that's 8% MORE than what makes sense to me.

 

[Chris Tsutsui]

For this thread to make sense to a woman, you'd have to make it purely illogical.

I'm thinking about women right now, but that is just because my hormones are kicking in today or something.

Don't undersetimate hormones...

Hormones is what gives me my power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together and can still cut a tomato.

 

[Ted Lee]

homeostasis is cool!

 

[MarkHastings]