I ordered a Dell notebook for somebody. Checked the UPS tracking online. It said Out For Delivery this morning. Fine. Then I checked later this afternoon and it said: THE RECEIVER WAS NOT AVAILABLE TO SIGN ON THE 2ND DELIVERY ATTEMPT. A 3RD DELIVERY ATTEMPT WILL BE MADE. What? Wait! The package was JUST out for delivery TODAY, for the FIRST time! How could TWO failed attempts have been made on the same day -- and now we're already onto the third and LAST attempt?! Whoa!!! WAIT!!!! I call up UPS and check their automated system first, and it says the same as the online info: TWO attempts failed... on the FIRST day of delivery! So, I re-route my call to an operator and... then my angst begins. He checks whatever he checks and says what he sees is only ONE attempt, the FIRST attempt, today and that's it. OK. I want to be relieved, but he also adds the driver who made that first attempt probably put in the wrong information. So then, I naturally ask, how will the driver TOMORROW know whether it is the SECOND or the THIRD attempt? Duh, duh, duh. "All I can tell you, sir, is what I see on the screen." Well, can you change the online and automated system to reflect the correct tracking information, just do something to assure me that WRONG information is no longer in the UPS system about my delivery? Duh, duh, duh. "I see on the screen, sir, that it's the first attempt, so that's it." Right, I understand what YOU see -- but can you also understand how this makes ME uneasy about the delivery? Duh, duh, duh. "Well, all I can tell you, sir, is that I see it's a first attempt." "Sir"? "Sir"?! SIR?!!?!!! ARGH! GRRRR!!!!! BLARGHAFARGHAAAAAAAHHH!!!!