...I was at work, and some guys in their mid-20's came in and wanted a subwoofer. Cool, no problem. We got to talking, and I asked what sort of speakers they had. Well, they told me they were some 'Audiophile' brand speakers they had gotten a good deal on. Inside, there was a Cold War air raid siren going off, but I just nodded and smiled, as I didn't have the heart to say anything. Reguardless, the white vans are doing business.