Ugliest Actor/Actress. Who gets your vote?

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  1. Chris_Anders

    Chris_Anders Stunt Coordinator

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    Heres a topic on who sports the Ugliest mug on the big screen or tv. Can be male or female, but it has to be natural uglyness, not makeup inspired. Lets limit our choices to Two Male actors, and Two Female actresses.

    Here's my contribution:

    MALES:

    1.Edward James Almos: Poor guy, never had a chance, great actor though.

    2.William Defoe: Ouch

    FEMALES:

    1. Rita Pearlman: Just plain knarly

    2. Rosanne: Any lady that grabs her crotch and spits during the national anthem gets my vote. Oh, and I'm sure she's cracked a few mirrors in her time as well.
     
  2. Chris Tinglin

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    Hey, Chris, nice name ([​IMG] ). When i saw the title of this thread, EJA is the face that immediately came to mind. "Ugly" might be a tad harsh, but his craggy puss sho nuff is pretty tough to look at.
    As for women, even tho she's not technically an actress, I'm continually amazed that ever shallow tv execs find Maria Shriver easy viewing (*shudder*). Kid sister of Skeletor, or what?
    I should declare that I too have been known to make a few mirrors spontaneously crack, but it's allll about the lighting my friend [​IMG]
     
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    I refuse to answer this since beauty is in the eye of the beholder. [​IMG]
     
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    This is a rather mean-spirited thread, but...
    Shelly Duvall. [​IMG]
     
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    Mr. Larson (Happy Gilmore) what's his real name?

    Karen Black (creepy)
     
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    Sandra Bernhard. At least she doesn't try to be pretty. [​IMG]
     
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    Hmmmm...maybe Maria Shriver and Michael Jackson should get hooked up. That would be a very...mmmm....interesting couple. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Though nobody from Friends meets my definition of an actor/actress, I vote for David Schwimmer. If Mister Ed and either of Marge Simpson's sisters could conceive a child it would be better-looking than him.
     
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    Julia Roberts and Benicio Del Toro
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    Chris Elliott and Roseanna Arquette. WOOF!
     
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    I can't beleive no one has mentioned Whoopi Goldberg yet.
     
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    Female:

    Joan Cousac

    Once my dream f@#k, Kirsty Alley now looks like Violet in WWanka.

    Male:

    Don't know his name, but the professor in Fast Times at Ridgemont High is one scary looking dude.

    Danny Diveto
     
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    I have seen a lot of people put down Janeane Garofalo as being ugly, personally I think she is a rather attractive woman on many sides...but "the eye of the beholder" and all that.
     
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    Larry Drake and Angelica Huston.
     
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    Sissy Spacek, Michael Jackson
     
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    Steve Buscemi
     
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    I have to agree with Jason on Sandra Bernhard.

    I would also vote for Bette Midler.

    Kevin, I also think Janeane Garofolo is attractive I also know others that think the same way.
     
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    Well yer personal taste iz yer poisonal taste, but i agree that JG isn't really so much ugly, so much as lumpy - and thass a whoooole other fetish completely.
    Must admit i'm feelin a bit sheepish after the fact for posting in this thread. It IS a bit mean-spirited. With the possible exception of Sandra B, who got famous pretty much because she's hard to look at [​IMG] (ok, and M Shriver who may've gotten famous in spite of her looks mainly b/c of her family relations), all these other folks have enuff crazy talent to overcome facial handicaps. Who are we to sit in judgement?
    Whaddaya say, folks? 'Lighten up, go get a latte', or 'right on, m'man, blast this thread to smithereens'? [​IMG]
     
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    Male:

    The guy who played the doctor in Cannonball Run.

    Female:

    Whoever played the old hag getting out of the tub in The Shining.
     

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