Triumph the Insult Comic Dog alert (1 Viewer)

[Rob Speicher]

I think it's the puppet, the puppeteer and a camera guy.

 

[Graeme Clark]

In numerous shots you can see Robert Smigel, who operates Triumph. Some of those shots would be tough if the camera were on his chest.

 

[Larry Seno Jr.]

Funniest thing EVER.

 

[EricW]

holy crappin' CRAP! i started watching this half way through and it's one of the funniest things i've seen in a looooong time. i'd never seen Triumph before. Christmas came early! i immediately went to Kazaa and there's alot of his past appearances there. now, if anybody could put the star wars one up there that'd be excellent...

...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!

 

[Graeme Clark]

The URL I posted is still working. No need for Kazaa.
And I highly doubt FOR ME TO POOP ON! is a spoiler

 

[Timothy Alexander]

[Bunch of the Star Wars fans acting out scenes from Phantom Menace.]

Triumph: Okay, these guys deserved to be pooped on.

One of the greatest Conan segments ever.

 

[Gregg Shiu]

Graeme, speaking of spoilers...
Uh... I've got some spoilers.
Who wants to hear a spoiler?
(To nerd) Here's a spoiler... You will die alone!

 

[EricW]

"how will you explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?"
"very exciting... Darth Vader is here... all the other nerds tremble in his presence!"

 

[Scott McGillivray]

Graeme Clark: I can't seem to find the file to download on that link. It just kicks me off into a horrific loop of web pages. Any ideas???

 

[Graeme Clark]

I think it's gone Scott.
Try http://kylie.cactii.net/4me2p00p0n.zip
See how long that one lasts.

 

[Chuck C]

"I am a storm trooper"

"You are a huge nerd"

 

[Alex-C]

I love Triumph....hopefully someone can post a working link for this....got to have it.

 

[Ike]

Graeme's link works.
Man, this thing is hilarious! One of the better Triumph's, mainly because it seems like they all are having fun (Smigel and the nerds can both be seen frequently cracking up).
Argh, they don't do these often enough.
Favorite line even had Smigel laughing:
Triumph: So this is to help you breathe, yes? Which of these (Smigel cracks up)....Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?
You really have to see it in context, but this had me laughing out loud several times. It goes right up there with the last Westminster in terms of Triumph bits.

 

[Rob Speicher]

Triumph: So this is to help you breathe, yes? Which of these (Smigel cracks up)....Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?

It sounded like he was about to say "Which of these turns it off?" but thought of something much funnier midway through, "Which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?"

 

[Chuck C]

Hell ya that's the best line! I'm glad Conan doesn't have frequent Triumph skits. It's a special treat when we get to see one every once in a while.

 

[Alex-C]

Graeme's link downloads at like 500 bytes/sec....does anyone have a faster link ?

 

[Tony_P]

Not sure if this is it, but you can try here:
Link Removed

 

[Rob Speicher]

http://tsiris.com/tsigo/Conan_51702-...s_Nerds-LQ.zip
Personal server. I'll keep it up so long as you people don't hammer it

 

[Christopher P]

Thanks guys. But nothing beats "Like poop returning to the butthole, Bon Jovi has returned to New Jersey."

Chris

 

[Graeme Clark]

Try searching Kazaa if you use that.

If anyone is desperate to get it and can't find anything working well.... shoot me an e-mail.