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06/06/08

Night of the Creeps (1986) :star::star:1/2 Fred Dekker

This film was one of my favorites growing up but its been at least 15-years since I last watched it so I was really excited when I noticed the film was playing On Demand. The film tells the story of alien slugs, which attack a small town and soon turn people into zombies. A Detective (Tom Atkins) and a dork (Jason Lively) must try and battle the creatures before the entire town is turned into the living dead. The director's best film remains The Monster Squad but this throwback to the sci-fi films of the 1950's is still very good if you're a fan of the genre and offers up a lot of good monsters as well as some very good performances. What really stands out about this film are all the homages to previous horror directors as well as various films including a couple tips of the hat to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Atkins brings his typical "B" movie charm to the film but it's Lively and Steve Marshall who really steal the film. Roger Corman vet Dick Miller also shows up for a nice cameo. The special effects are very "B" budget but they're exactly what the film calls for.

Slanted Screen, The (2006) :star::star::star::star: Jeff Adachi

Extremely well-made documentary that takes a look at how Asians were shown in movies and TV. The film goes all the way back to the silent films of Sessue Hayakawa up to current films like Romeo Must Die. We gets clips from various white actors including Christopher Lee, Lon Chaney, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, Mickey Rooney and Bela Lugosi playing Asian characters and how these stereotypes caused studios not to hire Asian actors. We also get a rather heated debate on if Bruce Lee was good or bad for the Asian community. The film runs just under an hour and while I think the movie could have been improved with a longer running time, the director does a great job at tackling a lot of subjects within the running time. Mako, Jason Scott Lee, James Shigeta, Dustin Nguyen are among the actors interviewed and all of them tell some very strong stories of what it was like seeing whites playing Asian characters. A Hollywood insider said Asians keep getting bad roles simply because whites and blacks don't want to see them on the screen with bigger roles. This was true in the silent days and continue today so hearing someone actually say it is rather refreshing.

White Mane (1953) :star::star::star:1/2 Albert Lamorisse

Classic French film about a young boy (Alain Emery) who becomes fixated with an untamable white stallion. Even though the adults can't tame the horse, the young boy will stop at nothing to get the horse to notice him and eventually the boy breaks the horse. This is from the same director who made The Red Balloon and I must admit that I enjoyed this one a little bit more. Outside of one sequence, which I'll talk about later, this film is pretty flawless and at times downright beautiful. The cinematography is top-notch and really makes some great atmosphere especially the scenes in the pond. The pond sequence happens near the beginning of the film and it shows the boy putting a noose around the horse, trying to capture it, but then the horse takes off running and drags the boy through the water as well as the land. I'm not exactly sure how this was filmed but it was quite beautiful. Another great sequence happens at the end when the boy is finally able to get on the horse and a wild chase follows. The only rather disturbing scene is when the horse gets into a fight with another horse and this goes on for a good amount of time and it gets quite violent. The two horses are violently kicking one another and biting each other and these bites lead to some blood flowing and this scene is rather hard to watch.

Jimmy Fund: At Home With Joan Crawford (1953) :star::star::star: No Director Credited

This short film was made to help raise money for the Jimmy Fund, which was a hospital in Boston that took care of children with cancer. The film shows Joan Crawford walking out of her daughter's bedroom and heading for the camera where she talks about the children with the disease and then asks people to donate money. Several of these shorts were made back in the 1950s and if you're a fan of Crawford then you'll want to check this out. This isn't the most cheerful short ever made but it did serve its purpose. It's rather sad to think that 55-years after this was released that we're no closer to any cure.

06/07/08

Ocean's Eleven (1960) :star::star::star: Lewis Milestone

Classic film about a playboy (Frank Sinatra) who gathers up ten of his Army buddies to pull a heist in Las Vegas. The plan is to rob five different casinos within the matter of minutes on New Year's Eve. I've been wanting to catch this film for quite sometime and it actually turned out to be just as I expected. I really can't call this a good movie because the story is so incredibly stupid that it's very hard to take anything in it serious but I think that's probably the key to having a good time watching it. The whole plan to rob the casinos is so incredibly dumb that if you did decide to take the film serious then you wouldn't enjoy a thing about it but if you're willing to turn your brain off then you might end up being entertained. There's no suspense to speak of and there's not too much comedy so what does the film have going for it? The cool cast, which is constantly trying to act cool in front of the camera. Not only do we get Sinatra but we've also got Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop, Peter Lawford, Cesar Romero, Richard Conte, Henry Silva, Angie Dickinson, Ilka Chase, Buddy Lester and cameo spots by Shirley MacLaine, Red Skelton and George Raft. The wonderful cast really makes this film worth watching and that's really the only thing the movie has going for it. I wouldn't say the direction was overly good but that is mainly due to the screenplay that really doesn't allow anything great to happen. The first hour is a long introduction to all the characters but we really don't learn too much. When the heist finally takes place it's very well handled and fun and I only wish more time could have been spent on it. In the end, this is a nostalgic film that works its magic due to the cast having fun. If you don't take it too serious then you should enjoy it too.

Hidden Values: The Movies of the Fifties (2001) :star::star:1/2

Fifty-minute documentary taking a look at various "rebel" films from the 1950s, which changed the culture as well as changed how films were made. Lee Grant, John Carpenter, Roger Corman, Paul Mazursky and critic Molly Haskell are interviewed about a small group of films that include Anatomy of a Murder, The Thing from Another World, The Wild One and Rebel Without a Cause. If you've never seen any of these films then I'm guessing you'll enjoy this film more since you're probably getting introduced to some great films. If you have seen these films then you're not really going to hear anything you haven't heard in countless other documentaries. We get to hear how great brando is and how Dean changed any entire generation. There are a couple good stories told when the directors get to talk about their first memories of going to the movies but outside of that this film doesn't offer too much.

Saint Takes Over, The (1940) :star::star:1/2 Jack Hively

Fifth film in RKO's series has George Sanders once again returning as The Saint. This time out his buddy is accused of a crime he didn't commit and disgraced so The Saint comes back to America to clear his name. While all of this is going on, we have a female going around seeking vengeance for the death of her brother but that's not all because mobsters are tied into a robbery. I must admit upfront that I haven't been overly impressed with any of the films from the series that Sanders has appeared in. I think the original film in the series was good but the three sequels were all fair at best. I'd call this one of the best of the Sanders films but it really starts off quite boring as the film spends way too much time trying to set up its story instead of delivering the goods. The second half of the film really picks up and leads to a nice ending and I really wish the first half had moved as well as the second. The highlight of the film is a scene where The Saint and a couple other men are trying to scare a confession out of a man but of course things don't go as planned. Sanders also delivers the best performance I've seen from him in the series and it's backed by a good music score.

Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic (2007) :star::star::star:

I had never heard of this comedian but this concert film was on television so my girlfriend and I decided to watch it. Carrington comes off like your typical redneck with the cowboy hat and tight pants but this guy certainly isn't from the same school as Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy. The concert runs just over 70-minutes and contains non-stop profanity as Carrington gets into various dirty jokes involving sex with his wife, drunk sex with fat women and just about anything else that involves sex. These jokes are usually mildly entertaining and funny but we've heard this type of stuff before and often times they've been told a lot better. What really stands out here is at the end of the show when Carrington picks up an acoustic guitar and sings various songs, which are all about sex, his dick and women's breasts. There's one song where Carrington sings that women, if they love their country, should expose their breasts and sure enough various women in the crowd start to lift their shirts up. The material here isn't groundbreaking but it does make for a fun evening.

06/08/08

Call Her Savage (1932) :star::star:1/2 John Francis Dillon

"It" girl Clara Bow made her comeback with this at times raunchy Pre-Code that features the actress turning up the sex level. In the film she plays a wild child who goes through various up and downs throughout her life. This starts with stealing a husband (Monroe Owsley) from his wife (Thelma Todd), which turns into a disaster but these two will pop up again later in her life. As with Bow's characters life, this film is up and down from start to finish. At times the film comes off very sexy, at times it's funny, at times it's heartbreaking but there are other moments where the film comes off as pure camp. Since this is a Pre-Code we get all sorts of scenes where Bow is showing off her sexuality, which includes scenes showing off her legs and one memorable scene with her nipples showing through her clothes. Before we get to all the sexual stuff we have a prologue that tells us Bow's character is cursed by God due to her grandfather's bad doings behind the back of his wife. These religious elements come off very campy and really put the movie at a slow start. The reason to see this film is due to Bow's terrific performance. She was always great at being the wild child and her funny side has always been good and that continues to be the case here. What really works is her dramatic turns, which includes one heartbreaking scene that I won't ruin here. Bow's comeback would only last one more film, which is a shame because it's clear she hand more punch than a lot of the actresses of this era, which went onto have long careers.

Anna May Wong: Frosted Yellow Willows (2008) :star::star::star: Elaine Mae Woo

Nice documentary taking a look at the life and career of Chinese actress Anna May Wong. The film tells the story of Wong growing up in Chinatown and dreaming of becoming a major actress in Hollywood. Wong eventually got to Hollywood but the ideas of people at the time kept her out of leading roles but she did get supporting roles in film such as Old San Francisco, Mr. Wu and Shanghai Express. During the silent days she got the nickname of "The Yellow Wonder" and this helped her gets roles throughout her career, although she was often overlooked for major roles that would go to white actresses done up to look Chinese. This documentary does a very good job at telling her story but the direction is a tad bit lacking and that really keeps this film being a great documentary like The Slanted Screen, which I currently viewed. No interviews are done until the closing credits when Leonard Maltin and a few others show up and I think this was a mistake. It would have been nice to hear some comments on how Wong lost so many roles to white women and the heat she took from Chinese people for playing the roles of servants.

Michael (1924) :star::star::star: Carl Theodor Dreyer

German silent about an aging master painter (Benjamin Christensen) who takes a male model and wannabe painter (Walter Slezak) under his wings but soon their relationship begins to crumble when both men meet the Princess Zamikoff (Nora Gregor). This here was one of the director's lesser seen films but over the past decade or so it has become quite popular for being an early example of a homosexual relationship. Some could debate that the film isn't about homosexuality and I somewhat agree with his stance but I also see why some might think there was more to the two men's relationship. Either way, over the years I really haven't been too much of a fan of Dreyer's and I found this film much like the rest of his work. The biggest problem I had with this film as well as others from the director is that I never really get caught up in the stories. The stories always take second billing to the wonderful visual style and cinematograhy, which some might love but I'd also like to have a better story mixed in. Even with that said the movie is still worth watching due to the cinematography by Rudolph Mate and Karl Freund. Freund handled all the interior shots and these are the most impressive of the film. The sets are very beautiful and the film follows that German Expressionist mood perfectly. Christensen, director of the masterpiece Haxan, delivers a very strong performance and this is easy to spot towards the end of the film. I won't ruin the ending but Christensen's performance perfectly nails every moment. Slezak is also very good but I didn't care too much for Gregor.

Opening Day (1938) :star: Roy Rowland

The Mayor of Sneeversport is out of town so the city treasurer (Robert Benchley) is asked to throw out the first pitch at the opening day baseball game. When he's handed the ball, instead of throwing it, he goes on a long speech, which starts to drag everyone crazy. I love catching these rare shorts on Turner Classic Movies and even the most bland one usually has at least a few things going for it but there's no doubt that this one here is the worst I've seen. I've enjoyed most of the Benchley shorts I've seen but while watching the film I felt like those people in the stands. The humor just didn't work on me as I found it boring, slow and just dull. Benchley always had a dry humor in his films but this really kills this film because it's simply not funny.

Sneak Easily (1932) :star:1/2 Gus Meins

Hal Roach short has a scientist on trial for creating a pill that he fed to his wife, which eventually blew up and killed her. The prosecuting attorney (Thelma Todd) keeps having trouble with her case due to a dumb juror (Zasu Pitts) who accidentally swallows the evidence and soon will blow up herself. This short runs seventeen-minutes and sadly it doesn't get funny until the last minute when everyone goes back to the home of the scientist so that he can try to create another formula to take away the explosion, which is now in Pitts stomach. The comedy in the film is pretty dry and it never really works. Pitts has a chance to do some physical humor but none of this works either because we've seen it countless times before and we've certainly seen it better done. We get the typical stuff of her messing with the judge and another scene with her bothering the other jurors. Todd keeps the film moving with her good charm.

06/09/08

Obscene Mirror (1973) :star::star::star: Jess Franco

This is a pretty well, if highly praised, film from the Spanish director, which is (apparently) available in three different versions. The version getting all the love and praise is the Spanish version while the French and Italian versions are re-edited with hardcore scenes and an alternate cast added to the mix. The version I watched was the Italian one, which is hard to review due to the hardcore scenes, which were added. The basic plot, I believe, is the same from each version and centers on a woman (Emma Cohen) who suffers a breakdown after the suicide of her sister (played by Lina Romay in this version). Soon after the suicide the sister begins to see her dead sister inside a mirror, which causes her to go out, bring men home and kill them. Again, it's really hard to judge this film due to the added scenes and the fact that the Spanish version is apparently totally different but there was enough here to I loved to recommend people seeing this but at the same time you should certainly try and get the original version (which I will be looking for). The film reminded me a lot of Franco's Venus in Furs, which is among the director's best films. There's a deeply haunting, sad and tragic nature and atmosphere, which runs throughout this film and it wasn't hard to get caught up into the mental state of the main character. Franco's direction is very sharp throughout but most of the credit has to go towards Cohen who is simply terrific in the film. She doesn't have to resort to nudity or cheap thrills to get her performance across. I guess the best way to explain it is that she comes across like a spirit and just floats from one scene to the next, slowing breaking down in front of our eyes. Sadly the disc I watched also didn't feature any subtitles so I couldn't follow any of the dialogue, which there was plenty of and I'm sure if I could follow the story more I would have loved it even more. The hardcore scenes, which again, were added, are pretty ugly and add absolutely nothing to the movie. These scenes really killed everything that was going on so I found myself hitting the FF button through them. I'm hoping to track down the director's cut soon since most fans think this Italian version is a complete mess. If it is a mess and I enjoyed it this much then I can't wait to see what the Spanish one offers.

Harvey (1950) :star::star::star:1/2 Henry Koster

One of the all-time great feel-good films, the movie stars James Stewart as a kind, easy go lucky guy who just happens to have an invisible friend, Harvey, who is a six-foot, three and a half inch rabbit. After embarrassing his sister (Josephine Hull) one time too many, she goes to put Stewart away but the doctors have a hard time getting him (and Harvey). This is a very strange and surreal film that slowly works itself on you and by the end you can't help to feel as if you've just stepped out of the shower. If there was ever a film out there that you could watch and feel better afterwards than this one is it. I'm really not sure what magic this film has going for it but it leaks out during every single scene. I honestly believe that had any other actor in the world played the main role then the film would have been a complete disaster. Stewart gives another terrific performance and his brilliance of an actor is all over the place here. I think the most important thing he brings to the role is the fact that he can make the viewer overlook that we can't see Harvey and Stewart really pushes his charm and sweetness to the point where we just go along with him and accept it as a fact that a big rabbit is standing next to him. Oscar winner Hull is hilarious from start to finish as is the supporting cast, which includes Cecil Kellaway, Charles Drake and Peggy Dow. The movie has one hilarious scene after another but I think the best moment is the scene where Hull tries to have Stewart committed but things go terribly wrong.

Daughter of the Dragon (1931) :star::star: Lloyd Corrigan

Third film in Paramount's series, this film follows The Mysterious Dr. Fu Manchu and The Return of Dr. Fu Manchu. This time out, the evil Fu Manchu (Warner Oland) goes to kill another enemy but ends up getting killed himself. Before he dies however, he gives his evil reign to his daughter, Princess Ling Moy (Ana May Wong). Soon the daughter is carrying out her father's evil deeds but a police detective (Sessue Hayakawa) is closing in on her. This is the first film from the series that I've seen and I've been told this is the weakest entry and I wouldn't be too shocked by that. One thing going for the film is that it goes by incredibly fast but sadly the direction is very flat, which makes the film rather lifeless throughout. There's no energy, no drama and certainly no suspense, which are things needed to make these type of films work. Oland only appears very briefly and the future Charlie Chan doesn't come off too well here. Oland comes off very bored as does Hayakawa. Most people only know Hayakawa from The Bridge on the River Kwai and they don't know he was a pretty big silent film star. He was certainly on the bottom of his career having to take a supporting role in this B film and you can tell he doesn't seem too thrilled in playing the part. Anna May Wong comes off very good in one of her only starring roles. Things pick up in the final ten minutes when we get some torture sequences.

Old San Francisco (1927) :star::star:1/2 Alan Crosland

Fifth Vitaphone production from Warner is silent all the way through with the exception of some sound effects used in small places. The film tells the story of a Spanish family who moved to what would become San Francisco to set up their ranch but in 1906 an evil Chinese landowner (Warner Oland) tries to steal it away. The Spanish daughter (Dolores Costello) must try and save her land even though the odds are against here and all the fighting leads up to the famous earthquake. This is a decent movie at best, which works on some levels but is rather disappointing in others. This type of revenge story isn't anything new and had been going on as early as the Griffith shorts at Biograph. Storywise nothing new is really done here but a few nice things happen with the new setting of Chinatown. Today the racial stereotypes of the Chinese folks would be considered racist but what we see here was accepted in 1927. Costello is pretty good in the lead role as she brings some energy to her character that helps the film. Oland is also very good as the Chinese man who pretends to be white in order to try and steal the land. Charles Emmett Mack and Anna May Wong have supporting roles and are pretty good as well. I'm not 100% certain but the final earthquake sequence appears to have scenes borrowed from the Lon Chaney film The Shock, which was also set in San Francisco and featured the legendary earthquake. With that in mind, the final earthquake sequence really isn't that impressive but there are some newly filmed scenes mixed in of building burning and these effects look pretty good. The Vitaphone sound effects are all rather small and include a few gunshots early on, bells ringing and a few screams during the earthquake.

Dragon Painter, The (1919) :star::star::star:1/2 William Worthington

At times haunting, at times romantic, this once thought lost silent film turned out to be one of the crowning gems of its era. The film tells the story of Tatsu (Sessue Hayakawa), a madman who has become known as The Dragon Painter. Tatsu believes that a thousand years earlier his one and only love had her spirit taken away by a dragon so all he paints in dragons hoping that one day she will return to him. A master painter (Edward Peil, Sr.) living in Tokyo soon learns of Tatsu's great paintings and brings him in telling Tatsu that he knows where the spirit of his love is. The painter offers up his daughter (Toyo Fujita) in return that Tatsu make great paintings but after Tatsu gets his love back he doesn't feel the need to paint anymore. This film was thought lost for decades until a print turned up in 1977 and thankfully one did because this is a rare case where a lost film turns out to be well worth being found. The movie runs just over 50-minutes and it contains some very strong scenes as well as some great performances. The film was done by Hayakawa's own studio so needless to say the budget isn't the biggest but this works well for the film as it creates a tight and unique atmosphere and really captures the culture of Japan. The set design is also very well done and the new music score serves the film very well. For those of you who only know Hayakawa from his role in The Bridge on the River Kwai then you should certainly seek this film out. The Japanese born actor gives a very strong performance here and his scenes as the madman are right on the mark as are the scenes with him stricken with grief. Peil and Fujita also deliver fine performances. It's also nice seeing a film from this period that show a foreign man doing something other than being a gangster or villain.
 

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Test Pilot (1938) :star: :star: :star:

I almost shut this one off, but the presence of Myrna Loy and Spencer Tracy kept me watching. I admit I've never been a fan of Clark Gable and his overacting in this movie hasn't helped me change my mind. I thought this movie was a comedy, but it explores some serious themes and becomes quite sad towards the end. A mediocre one time watch for me.

Highly Dangerous (1950) :star: :star: 1/2

Another mediocre entry, this one a British film about a female emtomologist who is hired by the government to go undercover into a Eastern European country and steal some insects that are believed to be carriers of a disease. Though it seemed promising, the plot was ludicrous probably exemplifying the growing apprehension for the 'Red Scare' that was prevalent in the 50's. This was a pleasant watch but easily forgettable.
 

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The Pink Panther

My son likes the recent remake, so I thought I'd show him the original. He liked it, but a lot of the humor is in subtle sexual innuendo which is over his head, and just not terribly interesting (to him) talking scenes. For me of course there's no contest with this being heads over heels above the remake.
 

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Cheers for Miss Bishop (1941) :star: :star: :star: 1/2

A pleasant enough movie if overly sentimental during most of it. I wish the movie had focused more on the classroom instead of her personal life but I enjoyed what was there.

Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) :star: :star: :star: :star:

I'm sure I'm in the minority but this movie delivered exactly what I expected and that was a great time at the movies. There were a few things that bothered me but I didn't expect high art and it's not like the action hasn't been over the top in the other Indy films. Harrison Ford was in good form and it was so nice seeing him in a familiar role again. There might have been one too many old jokes. We get it, he's old. The movie also seemed to drag a bit in spots, perhaps with too much exposition but the action scenes, though over the top were alot of fun. The alien angle didn't bother me in the slightest. I know it's been a sore point for alot of Indy fans but I thought it was an interesting change of pace for Dr. Jones. Shia LaBeouf was better than I expected and he seemed to be able to keep pace with Ford. Cate Blanchett was good as the villian but some how I miss the Nazis. They made such great foils for Indy. Wonderful seeing Karen Allen again but she's aged (haven't we all) and it was quite noticable and her acting seemed forced especially in some of the earlier scenes with Ford. Others have complained about the cinematography and I have to agree. I miss the clear bright colours of the other films. They just seemed to have a different look. I know alot of people have disliked anything from Lucas and Spielberg lately but I'm not one of them. Alot of this movie is, well ludricous and over the top but nevertheless I had a blast.
 

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Fires Were Started - (reviewed in the Sight & Sound thread) Rating: 7


Listen to Britain - This was whole lot more interesting than Fires Were Started. A montage of sounds & sights from Britain: children playing, radio broadcasts, dancehalls, people going to work, a piano concert, parades, a munitions factory. The emphasis is obviously on the war effort, and the things worth fighting for, and I found it not only inspiring but poetic. Very lovely. Rating: 8


A Diary for Timothy - Another Humphrey Jennings short about the war, this time a capsule chronicle of the final year. I thought the narration (by E.M. Forster) was a bit much, but it was pretty nice otherwise. A little too lengthy. Rating: 7


The Round-Up - (reviewed in the Sight & Sound thread) Rating: 9
 

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Hey, Mike...your broken hand must have healed very quickly! Either that or you've surely mastered the one-finger typing method perfectly!

In any case, that's a great (and greatly eclectic) selection of movies you've been watching. Bravo! It's too late in the day for me to comment any further just now but, as long as I don't forget, I'll reply in greater detail during the weekend...
 

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Yeah, my cast thingy came off last Friday. I'm still off work for three more weeks (at least) but I can type now. I'm trying to get my Tivo watched up (which still has those Gance films) and I'm going to try and go through some favorites that I haven't watched in years. I also need to rewatch RAIDERS and the three sequels since I haven't seen any of the sequels and haven't watched RAIDERS in at least fifteen years.
 

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Legend of Drunken Master :star: :star: :star: 1/2
This incredibly entertaining action comedy may be Jackie Chan's best movie (although I'm also partial to Project A and Operation Condor). It is certainly his funniest due to the presence of Anita Mui as Chan's stepmother who is an absolute hoot throughout the film whose paper-thin plot involves Chan battling a group of art smugglers. There are a variety of breathtaking action scenes including the opening one under a train, Jackie and an associate taking on an axe gang and of course the famous 20 minute finale which is Chan's greatest fight sequence.

Blood Link :star: :star: 1/2
Seeing Alberto De Martino as the film's director I was expecting an Italian thriller/giallo movie but this is a US-German production featuring scenes in both countries. Michael Moriarty stars in a dual role as Jekyll and Hyde twins separated at age 7. When undergoing an experimental electrical treatment, the good twin discovers a psychic link to the bad twin who is a serial killer. Good twin sets out to find and stop bad twin. The film is a combination of sci-fi, thriller, giallo and cheesiness (Cameron Mitchell as a washed-up boxer trying for a comeback) and Moriarty gives his usual idiosyncratic performance(s). The film is worth a look for fans of Italian genre film.

Fantastic Four :star: 1/2
Terrible.

Breeders BOMB
Amateurish nonsense.

Devil's Honey :star: :star: 1/2
Latter-day Lucio Fulci effort is not a horror film and certainly has no gore but still aims for controversy with various kinky and sadomasochistic sexual acts. The story involves a young woman in an unhealthy relationship with a saxophone player who dies after a doctor with sexual and relationship problems of his own makes a mistake on the operating table. The young woman kidnaps the doctor with the plan of torturing him but things do not turn out as expected.

This film has its share of laughable scenes but surprisingly avoids exploitation and is quite serious in its ambition. Fulci's films after New York Ripper do not get much respect but this was not totally bad.

Hysteria :star: :star: 1/2 (unfinished)
I was actually enjoying this extremely confusing Hammer thriller but my DVD-R missed recording the last 15 minutes so if anyone could explain the plot I would be grateful :)

Casablanca :star: :star: :star: :star:
Classic. Perfect script and performances although Paul Henreid always fails to register with me.
 

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The Adventures of Iron Pussy - No, it's not porn. It's an action/comedy/musical from Weerasethakul about a Buddhist tranvestite 7-11 clerk who moonlights as a secret agent. Joe (as Weerasethakul prefers to be called) is having some fun here, spoofing hokey Bollywood films and/or cheapo kung fu flicks. There are some chuckle-worthy moments, but it's really only good as a one-off type thing. He couldn't make a career out of this (no one could, I don't think) and he tries a little too hard to be zany. It's kind of like Woody Allen doing Everyone Says I Love You... you appreciate his need to get it out of his system, but it's not what you love him for. Rating: 7


A Gentle Breeze in the Village - Since I love Yamashita's Linda Linda Linda, I decided to check out more of his work. This is another youth culture movie: a girl of about 15 in a small village develops a fondness for the new boy in town. I didn't connect with this one as much as LLL, perhaps because the kids are younger, but it sports the same careful attention to characterization. It perfectly captures the awkward self-consciousness of that age, without resorting to goofy, overblown gestures. The film is quite low-key and very much like a "gentle breeze"... nothing is rushed, the viewer is treated to some lovely scenery, and the music is minimalist. It doesn't have that something extra to push it up a notch, but it's a solidly enjoyable movie with no particular flaws. Rating: 8
 

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I haven't watched this one yet but I agree that Fulci's post-RIPPER films don't get the respect they deserve. They aren't as well made as some of his earlier films but they usually deliver on the gore and violence, which is what a post-ZOMBIE Fulci film is all about. I recently watched a documentary (review below) and was shocked to see how much Fulci hated the genre yet he handled it so well.
 

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Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key (1972) :star::star:1/2 Sergio Martino

This giallo from Italian director Sergio Martino mixes up various genres, which were staples in Italy during the 1970s. You've got a sexy thriller mixed with horror elements with the typical giallo style killings and all of it is centered around Edgar Allan Poe's story "The Black Cat" with a pinch of "The Tell Tale Heart" thrown in for good measures. The film centers on a drunken writer (Luigi Pistilli) who is constantly embarrassing his wife (Anita Strindberg) by making fun of her or even raping her in from of their maid. One day the writer's mistress is killed and soon the maid is brutally murdered and all the signs point to him but his abused wife stays faithful anyways. Soon another maid (Edwige Fenech) is brought in and more bodies start to pile up. This is a very hit and miss giallo that has a lot of things working for it but at the same time none of its greatness can really overcome the rather drawn out screenplay. Martino directs this thing with a lot of style and a good pacing but the screenplay is so weak that it isn't too hard to figure out who the killer is and once the secret is revealed, it's not too hard to figure out what's going to happen next. Even though the screenplay is very weak there's still a lot here to love including the three lead performances, all of which are wonderful. Strindberg is terrific in her role as the abused wife and while this type of character has been seen before in films like this I can't think of anyone who does a better job with her. She must go through all sorts of emotional states in the film and she perfectly nails each of them. Pistilli is also very good as the abusive husband and makes for a great person to hate. The scene stealer for me is Fenech who is one of the most famous names from this genre. Her cute charm and devilish good looks add a lot to the film and each scene is certainly a lot better when she is in it. There's plenty of nudity to keep the film going with these beautiful actresses and the violence is also very high, although the effects really aren't that good. In the end this turns out to be a middle ground giallo, which is a shame because the performances are so great.

Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, The (1971) :star::star::star: Sergio Martino

Extremely well made giallo about a woman (Edwige Fenech) who is being stalked by a crazed killer dressed in black. It could be her old lover (Ivan Rassimov), her current husband (Alberto de Mendoza), her current lover (George Hilton) or perhaps the serial killer that is stalking the city. This is one of the better examples that mixes great twists and turns like a Hitchcock movie but also mixes in sex, nudity and graphic violence. Director Martino handles the material very well and delivers quite a bit of suspense, some great style and some very memorable killings including a great sequence where a blonde woman is attacked while taking a shower. The screenplay is very well written and it keeps the mystery throughout the entire film until there's twenty-minutes to go and then it kicks into high gear and delivers several twists and turns that all work perfectly well. Another big plus are the performances, which are all very good. I just now discovering Fenech but she's certainly jumped up among my favorite Euro actresses. She delivers another very strong performance as the sexual wife who slowly begins to crack when she has this killer stalking her. The three male leads are also very good and add great support to Fenech. The movie also features some very good cinematography as well as a great music score and all of this adds up to a highly entertaining film.

New Gladiators (1983) 1/2:star: Lucio Fulci

Italian apocalyptic film is set during 2073 when TV audiences have been turned onto violence after years of war. Normal television isn't accepted anymore so two rival networks have to come up with shows that feature real people facing real death. The latest game show is to have gladiator battle, which with Fulci directing, leads to countless death scenes. This is an incredibly cheap sci-fi film that might be called an early version of what would become The Running Man but this thing here is so cheap that it should get on your last nerve after the ten-minute mark. The only thing going for this film happens in the first five minutes where there's a rather nice throat slashing but after this the film offers nothing except a couple laughs from the cheap production. Even though there are a lot of deaths in the film, if you're expecting classic Fulci gore then you're going to be highly disappointed as there is very little outside the previous mentioned throat slash. Fred Williamson of Black Caesar fame gets the main role but does very little with it. There were a lot of these films made in Italy around this time but this is the first I've seen and I really hope it's the worst of the bunch because if there is one out there worse than this then I'm somewhat scared to see it.

Strangers, The (2008) :star::star::star: Bryan Bertino

Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler play a young couple who go to a house in the middle of nowhere after the wedding of their friend. The couple show up at the house in a rather depressed mood as Tyler turned down Speedman's proposal, which certainly wasn't the plan. Soon, a man and two young girls, wearing masks, show up for no apparent reason and chaos breaks out as the young couple must fight for the lives. I'm really mixed about this movie and I'm torn between a two and a half star rating or a three but I went on with the three star rating since the film, while flawed, still has a lot going for it to where I would recommend it to any horror fan. If you've ever seen a Wes Craven interview he always talks about how to build suspense and he says one of the keys is to not let the suspense go on for too long without delivering something because the audience will start to not care about the "jump" if the suspense is played out. I think that is one problem with this film because director Bertino builds up some very suspenseful scenes yet a lot of them have a weak payoff due to us waiting for something. There are a few logical problems along the way but for the most part I thought this was one of the better horror films I've seen in recent years. Unlike the recent torture/porn movies, this one here really doesn't feature that much blood and instead tries to deliver the scares and for the most part is does that just fine. A few of the build up shocks don't work but this is to be expected in any horror film. The film also seems to have really been influenced by the original Halloween as there are several nods to that film including the white mask appearing out of a dark room, although the scene here really doesn't work. There's been all sorts of controversy over the ending and there is a major logical flaw here but for the most part I didn't mind it. I'm sure some will feel cheated but I'm really not sure what about. The ending is rather ugly and disturbing but horror doesn't have to be clean and pretty all the time.

Building a Better Zombi (2004) :star::star::star:1/2 William Hellfire

Extremely entertaining documentary that takes a look at the filming and history of Lucio Fulci's groundbreaking 1979 film Zombie aka Zombi 2. We get interviews with producer Fabrizio de Angelis, writer Dardano Sacchetti, cinematographer Sergio Salvati, special effects supervisor Giannetto de Rossi, make-up artists Maurizio Trani and Rosario Presopino, composer Fabio Frizzi, special effects artist Gina e Rossi, actor Al Cliver and actor Ottaviano Dell'acqua who plays the wormed faced zombie, which was on the cover of the American release. All these folks tell stories about the production of the film and the history behind it and there really isn't too much that isn't talked about. We learn how the special effects were created and this includes the infamous eye/splinter scene as well as the famous throat ripping. The budget for the film is also discussed as is its box office returns. The title refers to the controversy about whether or not this was a cash-in, a remake or a rip off of Romero's Dawn of the Dead, which was released in Italy as Zombi. Everyone here claims that the Fulci film was better but at times they are pretty harsh in their comments and sometimes they come off quite bitter. The most interesting thing was the story Sacchetti tells about how Italian movies were sold to people before they was even a screenplay.

06/11/08

Bacchanales sexuelles (1974) :star:1/2 Jean Rollin

Softcore sexploitation film from France has a young girl named Valerie (Joelle Coeur) watching her cousin's home for six months while he is away on a trip. The first night there she gets bored so she invites her girlfriend Sophie (Mari-France Morel) over for some lesbian sex but in the middle of the night Sophie is kidnapped and taken away by a sex crazed cult. There's really not much of a story here, although, to be honest, not many of the director's films feature any type of story. It's rather strange seeing Rollin do a film like this that features the normal lesbian sex without any vampires but later in his career he would start doing hardcore porn but I haven't watched any of those films yet. The biggest problem is that this movie is simply here to show off nudity, which is does quite a bit with the beautiful French actresses but sadly the film runs 101-minutes, which is about thirty-minutes too long. It's funny but the American release cut thirty-minutes worth of footage but the Synapse DVD is the uncut French version. The first lesbian scene is pretty hot but everything goes downhill after this. The story really doesn't make too much sense and even the sex scenes grow tiresome after a while.

Blind Alley (1939) :star::star::star: Charles Vidor

Columbia thriller based on a 1935 Broadway play has Chester Morris playing a gangster who escapes from prison and eventually takes a psychiatrist (Ralph Bellamy) and his family and friends hostage. Soon the psychiatrist starts to work on the gangster to try and break him down so that everyone can make it out of the situation okay. This is an extremely well made and well acted "B" film that manages to be very entertaining from start to finish. What really sets this film apart from others like it are the performances by the two leads. Morris, due to his Boston Blackie films, has become one of my favorite actors and I think this is the best work I've seen from him. The character he plays is pretty much cold-hearted from start to finish and is just as dark as the character he played in Three Godfathers. There's no charm in this character and Morris really comes off as a very threatening figure. He also manages to be very convincing during the mental breakdown scenes when the doctor starts to work him over. Bellamy, another one of my favorite "B" actors, is also very good. His calm, cool and collective nature and that wonderful voice really pays off well here against Morris. Ann Dvorak from Scarface turns in fine support as the gangster's girlfriend. There are a couple very interesting aspects worth noting. One is an underlined child molestation that Morris suffered as a child. This isn't thrown out into the open but it isn't hinted at, which I'm surprised got by the Hayes Office. Another interesting segment is the dream sequence where we see a dream that is constantly haunting Morris. This was shot with a reverse negative and the look is very good and eerie. This film was later remade as The Dark Past.

Camille (1921) :star::star:1/2 Ray C. Smallwood

I believe this was the ninth version of the classic story to be told but it alas, the film one I've seen so I can't compare it to any of the previous silent ones or the Garbo version, which most people feel is the best. The film tells the story of Marguerite Gautier (Alla Nazimova), a celebrated "free girl" who isn't too happy with her life but doesn't plan on changing it until she meets a man () who might offer her true love. This is a rather hit and miss film that offers a few good moments but also some pretty weak ones. On the technical side the film seems to be well made with some nice cinematography as well as some great visuals, although they can't compete against what Germany was doing at the time. Nazimova isn't well known today but I found her performance just so-so. Her final scenes are extremely well acted but there were times in the film when I thought she was just having a rant that was caught on camera and the director left it in. Valentino on the other hand is in fine form and delivers a pretty good performance as the man weakened by love. His sorrow scenes are handled very well and are the highlights of the film. I think the biggest problem with the film is its 70-minute running time, which seems too short to tell this story. The scenes all seem as if they are rushed or cut down to have the shorter runtime.

Conquering Power, The (1921) :star::star::star: Rex Ingram

The impressive silent film starts off with one of the strangest titles cards I've ever read. The film, obviously meant to be played at least a hundred years before 1921, has a title card that tells us current movie goers don't care for costume dramas so they've updated the story to 1921 times. In the film, Rudolph Valentino plays a playboy who has everything he wants in life but his father comes home, obviously upset, and asks him to go stay with his uncle (Ralph Lewis) for a little while. When the playboy reaches his uncle's home he learns that his father has killed himself but his cousin (Alice Terry) is there to comfort him and soon the two fall in love. The problems are just starting because her father is an evil man that only cares about money and will stop at nothing to keep them apart even if one must die. This film is probably best remembered for having a big influence on Greed and that isn't the only reason people should seek this film out. Ingram does a great job in the direction even though the material isn't the strongest that it could have been. I think a little stronger screenplay would have helped the film but there's no doubt that this film contains one of the most memorable scenes in silent history. I wasn't overly thrilled with Terry who I feel somewhat weights the film down with her mediocre performance but Valentino comes off quite strong. The scene stealer is certainly Lewis who turns in a great performance as the wicked father. The evilness of his character certainly jumps off the screen and Lewis does a great job at playing it. The highlight of the film comes towards the end when Lewis is trapped in a room where ghosts of the people his greed as destroyed or killed come to haunt him. The way this scene is shot, with light coming in through a hole in the roof, is extremely well done but it also has a very creepy and eerie tone throughout. This certainly isn't a horror film but this sequence is among the greatest I've seen in any of the silent horrors I've watched.

Maniac 2: Mr. Robbie (1989) :star::star::star::star: Buddy Giovinazzo

This five-minute short was produced by director Giovinazzo (Combat Shock) and star Joe Spinell and it was meant to be used to get financing for a sequel to William Lustig's hit Maniac but sadly Spinell died before the entire movie could be filmed. The story was to center on a television clown named Mr. Robbie (Spinell) who was abused by his father as a child so now, as an adult, he goes out and kills men who abuse their children. This clip features a basic set up followed by one of the murders and it's just as graphic as what was seen in the original film. The death scene is extremely graphic but it looks incredibly good for a promo film like this. It's a real shame that Spinell died because this could have been another wonderful treasure but at least we've got this short.

Rambo (2008) :star::star::star::star: Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone's comeback continues with this fourth film in the series, which we last saw twenty-years earlier. This time out Rambo is living in Thailand when he is asked to take a group of Christian aid workers to the war-torn Burma. Everything goes as expected until an evil infantry unit kidnaps the aid workers so Rambo must gear up to try and bring them back alive. Obviously, if you're looking for some sort of art film or some deep, serious message about Burma then you're out of luck because this is just an outright over-the top, graphic and at times hilarious action movie that doesn't hold back at anything and really delivers every single good that it possibly has to offer. I'm really not sure how much money Stallone or the studio had to pay the MPAA from keeping this away from an NC-17 rating but the violence here is just so incredibly graphic, gory and over the top that I found myself laughing throughout the entire film and I'm not saying that in a bad way. Most of the PG-13 rated action films of today are just simply boring and not worth much so it was very refreshing getting back to the good old days when it was okay to be politically incorrect and have fun being that way. I'm not sure how many bodies get piled up here but thank God Stallone went all out and made sure the viewer had fun. Yes, there are many logical problems but so what? You're watching an action film. I'm usually against the use of CGI effects but Stallone uses them very well here (with the exception of one explosion scene) and since the gore is so over the top the CGI actually helps them. The action is pretty much non-stop from the get-go, which of course is another great thing. There seems to be some controversy about the "serious nature of the true events" against this "wildly violent movie" but I really wouldn't pay it too much attention. There are subtle ways Stallone shows the horrors that are happening to the innocent people and then there are graphic and gory ways of Rambo killing off the bad people. If people are sensitive then they might want to skip this but I'm sure Stallone wasn't making this movie for those people anyways. With this film and Rocky Balboa it's clear that Stallone is at the top of his game and I hope it continues and I certainly wouldn't mind another Rambo film.
 

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06/10/08: PROFESSIONALS FOR A MASSACRE (Nando Cicero, 1967) :star::star:1/2

Despite the title, this is an easy-going Spaghetti Western with tongue firmly in cheek; plot-wise, it’s basically THE DIRTY DOZEN (1967) out West and with the Civil War for backdrop – as a trio of adventurers (George Hilton, George Martin and Edd Byrnes) are saved from the gallows, so that they can retrieve gold stolen from the Confederates by a renegade band of soldiers led by Gerard Herter (from Sergio Sollima’s marvelous THE BIG GUNDOWN [1966]). Along the way, they also have to deal with a band of Mexican outlaws (who, naturally, covet the gold): interestingly, this is presented as a family unit (albeit a loutish and ugly-looking bunch) controlled by an old woman who all she seems to do is stuff herself with food!

The heroes, then, all have their characteristics: Martin is himself a Mexican horse-thief, Hilton a defrocked priest with a penchant for explosives(!) – this combination of sardonic piety and ecstatic outbursts results in an occasionally hammy performance, while Byrnes is the requisite renegade American (amusingly called “Chattanooga Jim”); for the record, Hilton and Byrnes would re-unite soon after for the similarly lightweight ANY GUN CAN PLAY (1967). Given that they’re technically prisoners till the accomplishment of the mission, their movements are overseen by an officer; however, half-way through, the latter leaves with a girl they come across at an isolated house (whose other inhabitants had all been murdered by Herter & Co.) in order to drum up support for the inevitable confrontation between prisoners, soldiers and outlaws…except that the Cavalry that charges to the ‘rescue’ is from the opposite side, the Unionists, since the officer turns out to have been a spy all along!

Anyway, being a generally light-hearted entertainment, the heroes still end up in possession of the gold – amid brawling, double-crosses and shoot-outs galore! Incidentally, director Cicero would spend most of his later career helming low-brow sex comedies featuring Edwige Fenech and the like. The film under review does provide a typically pleasant score courtesy of one Carlo Pes.


06/10/08: TWO PISTOLS AND A COWARD (Giorgio Ferroni, 1968) :star::star:1/2

This was just as obscure an entry in the Spaghetti Western genre as PROFESSIONALS FOR A MASSACRE (1967), which preceded it, had been; conversely, however, this has a somewhat complex (if still derivative) plot and an altogether somber tone. The film deals with the exploits of a legendary circus performer, a maverick gunslinger played by Anthony Steffen; it transpires, though, that this confident – even showy – façade (idolized by many kids but one in particular a` la SHANE [1953]) hides an essentially insecure and cowardly personality!

The Italian title translates to “The Gunman Marked By God” which, rather than a direct reference to his pistol prowess, I take to be a reference to the permanent scar his father gave him – after a gun he was maneuvering when still a boy had accidentally gone off and caused a cattle stampede which left his elder brother dead! The narrative takes in a variety of characters (though Steffen’s fellow circus members are relegated to the sidelines), but most prominent are the afore-mentioned boy and an unscrupulous cattle boss – flanked by the inevitable hired hand who, once the hero’s yellow streak is exposed, makes it a point to humiliate him at every turn. For the record, Steffen had been given credit for shooting five badmen single-handedly when forming part of a posse…but the deed was really committed by the hired hand – shades of THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE (1962); the latter is played by Richard Wyler, one of the bandits behind a bank robbery and who had callously slain his own men soon afterwards!

Naturally, the hero contrives to regain his composure by the end, save the boy (who has been kidnapped by the cattle boss – because the former can attest to his involvement in the murder of the boy’s father years earlier!) and bring to book the villains…all of which leads him to once more be taken to heart by the townspeople. Ferroni can’t really be said to have had a distinctive cinematic style though, to his credit, he competently dabbled for a good many years in most avenues within the broad scope of “Euro-Cult”; while perhaps not among his more rewarding works, this is certainly an agreeable time-passer – which, however, is awkwardly accompanied by a grandiose and melodramatic score from the usually reliable Carlo Rustichelli that better befits a peplum or a Gothic Horror effort than a Western!


10/11/08: ACE HIGH (Giuseppe Colizzi, 1968) :star::star:

One can see the influence of Sergio Leone writ large all over this large-scale Spaghetti Western (and not just in the casting of Eli Wallach from THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY [1966]) – but Colizzi doesn’t in any way show a comparable talent! The director also receives sole writing credit, which rather explains the film’s relentless self-indulgence – padding a wafer-thin plot with lame attempts at characterization and dreary passages of local color!

The film happens to be the second teaming of popular Italian brawling duo Terence Hill and Bud Spencer (the first – GOD FORGIVES…I DON’T [1967] – was actually a prequel to this!) but Hill’s atypical glum countenance robs the film of some much-needed charisma. Incidentally, neither title – American (which places an emphasis on the gambling subplot which comes into play only during the last third) or original, which roughly translates to FOUR GUNMEN OF AVE MARIA – is really satisfactory…but, then, neither is the film itself: one isn’t bothered by the sluggish pacing and extreme length of Leone’s Spaghetti Westerns, but that certainly can’t be said here! Mind you, being a vintage outing, it’s moderately watchable and, at least, the print (via the Paramount DVD – how they suddenly felt the urge to release this I’ll never know!) was very nice…in contrast to its follow-up, BOOT HILL (1969), which I recently viewed by way of a horridly panned-and-scanned Public Domain edition.

Anyway, the plot involves “lice-infected jailbird” Wallach being sprung from jail by a corrupt banker to retrieve a sum of money ‘stolen’ from him by Hill and Spencer; there follows an endless series of chases and double-crosses – with occasional interjections from black tightrope-walker Brock Peters and, it goes without saying, numerous stops for the duo’s trademark brawling antics. Eventually, the four join forces to clean up the gambling-house owned by Wallach’s long-time enemy (and former partner) Kevin McCarthy: this is an elaborate and mildly suspenseful sequence – climaxed by a shoot-out between the gang and McCarthy and his (anonymous-looking) henchmen on either side of the gambling table during a particularly busy night. The soundtrack is, once again, the handiwork of Carlo Rustichelli – but, while serving its purpose, isn’t especially remarkable within the impressive pantheon of Spaghetti Western scores…
 

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I Know Who Killed Me (2007) zero stars

I've watched alot movies lately that I normally wouldn't watch and this is one of them. Certainly not as bad as some of the other torture movies out there but still pretty dismal. Actually Lindsay Lohan, everyones favourite punching bag, wasn't half bad so I should probably give it at least one star if I was feeling generous. Today, I'm not so inclined.

The 13th Warrior (1999) :star: :star: :star: 1/2

This movie was based on the Michael Crichton novel Eaters of the Dead which was loosely based, or used elements from the old English epic poem Beowulf. I was pleasantly surprised how much I enjoyed this one. I never cared for Antonio Banderas or his acting style but this movie changed my opinion of him. The rest of the acting was uniformly good and the cinematography was stunning. I'm a sucker for these kind of medieval tales and with an good plot this made quite an interesting watch.

The Island (2005) :star: :star: :star: :star:

It feels like you're watching two movies, an interesting futuristic society reminiscent of Logan's Run and then the second half, a standard action chase movie. The first part was alot more interesting in the depiction of this sterile all white world. It's only when we discovery this society's purpose that it truly becomes frightening. The second part involves unbelievable action sequences as only Michael Bay can do them. One action sequence had our hero and heroine standing atop a sign on a building many stories up with an exploding helicopter nearby and tumbling many stories down supposely to their death only to be caught by a net. Yeah right. But then we've seen a man survive a nuclear blast by climbing into a refrigerator, so I guess I shouldn't be so critical.

The acting was superb especially from Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johannson as Lincoln 6 Echo and Jordan 2 Delta. The two were suppose to be bred with no sexual awareness so their mutual attraction seemed alittle too quick or convenient but they did have good chemistry and these type of movies are always improved with a love angle. Sean Bean though fine, usually seems to be cast as the villian. Steve Buscemi was the comedy element and he never fails to disappoint. This is a movie with great contrasting visuals and a good soundtrack.

This is the third Bay movie that I enjoyed, the other two being The Rock and Transformers. Admittedly I'm more inclined to give a sci-fi film a favourable review so despite it's numerous flaws this was an enjoyable watch.

6/12 The Crying Game (1992) :star: :star: :star: :star:

A movie with an unusual story and secret. It's hard to discuss this one or tell you what it's about without revealing important details of the plot. It was quite controversal back in the early 90's and some tough subjects are explored. I enjoy the story line more so today then back then perhaps because I've been desensitized by what I've seen since. This is well worth seeking out if you haven't seen it.
 

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Dreams That Money Can Buy - A surrealist extravaganza, directed by Hans Richter, but with contributions by the likes of Max Ernst, Fernand Leger, Man Ray, Marcel Duchamp, Alexander Calder, and John Cage. A man gets into the dream business, which serves as a launching point for seven bizarre dream sequences. The surrealism isn't entirely limited to the dreams, however, it bleeds over quite liberally into the narrative. Some of the narration is a little too beatnik, and Calder's section isn't that interesting (how long can you look at mobiles?) but otherwise it's a wild ride punctuated by some really clever and funny moments. I hope this comes out on a proper DVD some day. Rating: 9


The Matsugane Potshot Affair - Someone on iMDB compared this to Blue Velvet and Fargo, and it does occupy the same general area, and even contains several of the same elements. But it's not nearly as compelling as either of those films. The black comedy is reasonably amusing, and it's rather strange in an agreeable way, but it all just kind of hangs there... flapping in the wind, waiting for something to tie it together or make a point. Unimpressive and disappointing, though not entirely without merit. Rating: 6
 

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Knocked Up

Has a number of funny lines, but overall it didn't work for me. I know it's a comedy, but it still has to have a certain type of beliveability that this didn't for me. I could believe them hooking up and her getting knocked up. But their courtship after that was so unbelieveable that it pulled me out of the film. I could buy his getting into the situation, but for her to fairly quickly actually "fall in love" with him? I didn't buy it.

Man Bites Dog

I'm guessing that this was supposed to be funny? Sure the idea of a documentary crew following around a serial killer who rambles on almost coherently between killings is full of comic promise, but as executed, it's just a strange little snuff film with the psychopath talking between sudden bursts of violence and the viewer saying to himself, "oh, this part is supposed to be funny", but none of those parts are. This film works on no level, and isn't even worthy of contempt, it's simply the epitome of an unnecessary and useless film.
 

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06/12/08

Robin and the 7 Hoods (1964) :star::star:1/2 Gordon Douglas

The Rat Pack take on gangsters in the 1920's Chicago in this spoof of the genre, which is also mixed with the Robin Hood story. After the top gangster is killed at his birthday party, Guy Gisborne (Peter Falk) takes over the mob with the help of a corrupt cop but this doesn't sit well with Robbo (Frank Sinatra). Instead of joining up with the other mobs, Robbo decides to team up with some buddies (Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Bing Crosby) and take the city over with charity work. This movie starts off very well but slowly runs out of gas and in the end it becomes a rather drag, which is a shame since the movie started off so well. I think the biggest problem is the running time, which just keeps the moving going and going when it should have probably ran only 90 or 100 minutes. The first half of the film is extremely fast, loose and fun and it offers up plenty of nice laughs including a hilarious cameo by Edward G. Robinson. Sinatra, rumored to have had mob connections, fits his role extremely well and delivers a fine performance of "My Kind of Town". Sammy Davis, Jr. is also very good in the film and gives one of the highlights in his performance of "Bang, Bang" and he also does a great impression of James Cagney. Martin is also very funny as is Crosby but Falk really steals the show as the rival gangster. For the most part the music is good, although I think the song "Mr. Booze" runs too long and really brings the film to a standstill. The history behind the making of this film is rather interesting since Kennedy was assassinated during production and Sinatra's own son was kidnapped and held for ransom, which also had the filmmakers cut a kidnapping scene from the film. There's a joke early in the film about the Lincoln assassination and I'm shocked this was left in the film after what happened to Kennedy. At any point, this is a fairly entertaining comedy that has a lot going for it but an editor really would have helped things.

Hangover Square (1945) :star::star::star: John Brahm

Nice thriller has Laird Gregar playing a brilliant musician who turns into a psychopathic killer whenever he hears a loud sound. Director Brahm and star Gregar, who died before this film was released, teamed up the previous year for The Lodger and although that film is certainly better, this one here offers some great stuff after a slow middle section. The film opens up with a rather graphic (for 1945) murder but things start to slow down as the film tries to get inside the head of Gregar. In this time period, not too many films tried to get inside the head of the killer but I don't think this film succeeds as well as it should have and this leads to some rather boring scenes. Things certainly pick up towards the end and the movie delivers a fairly intense ending, which is certainly worth sitting towards. The brilliant music score by Bernard Herrmann adds a lot of atmosphere to the film as well. Gregar gives a wonderful performance as the tormented pianist and he really keeps the film moving till the very end. George Sanders adds nice support as a doctor trying to help him and Linda Darnell is good as well. The direction is very good through and there are some very stylish scenes including a wonderful shot during the finale where the camera swoops down to reveal Gregor playing at the piano.

Ghost Train, The (1941) :star::star: Walter Forde

British comedy/horror film has comedians Arthur Askey and Richard Murdoch among a group of people who misses their train at an old station. The group have to spend the night there when they learn of a mysterious ghost train, which apparently appears at night with the souls of people who were killed on it forty-years earlier. This is a rather strange film that once again follows that "old dark house" theme and tries to mix the horror and comedy elements. These types of films always depend on whether or not the comedians make you laugh and the team here didn't do that for me. For the most part Askey takes the lead with Murdoch only throwing in a few lines and it got to the point where it was really hard to tell that they were actually working as a team. Askey's brand of humor just wasn't for me, although I did find myself laughing at a few jokes but overall he just struck me as annoying. What does work however are the horror elements, which are pretty thick and contain some wonderfully dark atmosphere. The film reminded me a lot of the Val Lewton produced horror films that would follow within the next few years. The horror elements are all right on the mark but for the most part the film goes for all laughs. This certainly isn't a bad movie and I'm sure many will enjoy it but it didn't quite do the trick for me. Future director Val Guest is credited with the dialogue.

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Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) :star::star::star: Steven Spielberg

The world famous archeologist Dr. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) is hired by the U.S. Government to locate the Ark of the Covenant but unfortunately the search will be a tad bit harder since Hitler also wants the Ark. This was my first time watching this in God knows how many years and while I didn't enjoy it as much as I remembered I still had a good time with it, although I still think Spielberg has made much better films. What I loved most (and this might be cliche) is the amazing throwback to the early serials of the 30's and 40's. It's clear that the screenplay is going for that type of adventure and Spielberg's direction really hits all the right marks as we go on an adventurous ride that takes us from various countries and throws the hero into all sorts of obstacles. There are countless classic scenes here from the running from the huge rock to the gun/sword scene and the wonderful pit of snakes. The screenplay certainly throws just about everything into the mix and having Hitler be the bad guy just adds a lot of pulp fun. I'm really not sure why I didn't love this movie like many others do but I'm going to take a guess and say that the over the top adventure was just a little too much to me. Outside the classic scenes in the film, whenever the movie pauses to do something not involving a stunt, I just found it somewhat boring. I certainly don't mean boring in a bad way but I just kept waiting for the next big stunt. Ford certainly has this character down pat and Karen Allen does a terrific job as his sidekick.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) :star::star: Steven Spielberg

After a battle with gangsters in Shanghai, Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) along with two new sidekicks (Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan), gets dumped off in the Himalayas where he is asked to locate a magical jewel, which disappeared from a village along with all the children. This prequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark certainly has a lot of eye candy in it as it's an incredibly well made film and the set designs are among the greatest I've ever seen but in the end I was left bored throughout the majority of the movie. I found the screenplay to really be lacking here and if you're going to follow up a classic then you really need to deliver better stunts and action sequences than the previous film. The first film, while I didn't love it, had some incredibly action scenes that are certainly among some of the best ever created but I didn't find that here. I found most of the action scenes to be below par especially the opening sequence in the Shanghai nightclub. The only stunt that manages to be anywhere near the original's is the final sequence on the bridge, which did contain some nice suspense and thrilling action. Ford once again delivers a terrific performance and his sly humor makes for some good laughs. Ke Huy Quan is also very good and fun in his role. Capshaw on the other hand had me annoyed but this really isn't her fault as this goes on the screenplay. I'm guessing her character is paying homage to all the women in those 1930s serials who found themselves in positions that they didn't want to be in but it comes off really annoying here. The worst scene in the movie is where the three are camping out and Capshaw is running around from one point to another, screaming at the various creatures she runs into. This is far from a bad movie but I expected a lot more.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) :star::star::star:1/2 Steven Spielberg

Third film in the series has Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) once again thrown into an adventure as he must save his father (Sean Connery) as well as look for the one and only Holy Grail. After the second film I was a little worried going into this one but as it turned out it's actually the best in the series. While some of the stunts might not be as thrilling as the first film, I think this one here has the most compelling story and the best screenplay overall. The movie is fast paced from start to finish and there really isn't a dry moment anywhere. I think the greatest thing about the film are the performances by Ford and Connery who do terrific work together and bring plenty of laughs. The way the two men work off one another makes for some real magic and there's also some heart as well. The action sequences are also terrific with the fantastic Nazi tank scene being the highlight. The humor thrown in the Zeppelin scene is also terrific as is the suspense of the final adventure for the Grail. The opening prologue with River Phoenix playing the young Indiana Jones is also very well handled and in my opinion this sequence alone is better than anything seen in the second movie. As the film kept going on I couldn't help but notice that I had been smiling the entire trip and in the end this is a film that really makes you feel good watching it. I know the original film will always be considered the best but this one here is the one I'd go back to often.
 

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Weirdsville (2007) :star: :star: :star: 1/2

This movie is so silly and outrageous that you can't help but have a smile on your face when its all over.

Where to start. Two stoners Royce and Dex owe a drug dealer alot of money. The two stoners along with Royce's hooker girlfriend decide to rob a millionaire's house but before that happens Matty, the hooker overdoses. The two dimwits reluctantly decide to get rid of her body by burying it in the basement of a drive-in theatre. In the process of doing that, they interrupt Satanists who are in the middle of performing a ritual sacrifice. Somehow the blood from their victim revives Matty and the chase is on. They meet medieval role-playing dwarves, a young man whose uncle is in a coma having had a terrible accident with a icicle and who the satanists are trying to revive with the blood of Matty. The dwarves are chasing the Satanists who are chasing the stoners who are also being chased by the drug dealer. Whew.

The plot gets more ridiculous as the movie progresses but you can't help but like this good-natured black comedy. This movie is decidedly Canadian as the expression double-double is well known to anyone who frequents Tim Hortons, just one of the many Canadianisms ( is that a word) in the movie. The soundtrack was pleasant, utilizing many of the local bands. The two anti-heros are played by Scott Speedman and Wes Bentley and they have a great rapport together. Their relationship is what makes the movie, with both of them just ambling along as one bizarre occurance after another happens. Directed competently by Allan Moyle, I'll be searching out others in his repertoire.
 

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The Wizard of Speed and Time - Three minutes of wild fun. Very impressive animation techniques and pretty amusing as well. Rating: 8


Humanity and Paper Balloons - Populated with unforgettable, realistic characters. A moving study of the deterioration of decency and the fallacy of the bushido code, done with great pathos and great humor as it effortlessly works its way towards its somber ending. It's a real shame that Yamanaka died so young, and so much of his work is lost. Rating: 9


A Ship Bound for India - The early Bergmans get overlooked, but I think most of them are quite good. This one has some weak writing (certainly far below the level we know he's capable of) but otherwise I liked it. You've got some of his familiar themes here, particularly humiliation and frustrated rage. The story is not terribly original, but it holds your attention, and the actors are all good. The camerawork is especially fine here as well, with a lot of artfully composed shots and expressive lighting. It's not a masterpiece, but I'd watch it again. Rating: 7


The Love of Sumako the Actress - It has a certain elegance, and a great performance by Kinuyo Tanaka. But I was fairly underwhelmed, and had hoped for better. I know it's based on a true story, but I didn't find it nearly as compelling as Mizoguchi at his best. I almost want to give it a 6, but I'm making allowances for the fact that it's really goddamn late and maybe I'm too tired to get into it. Rating: 7
 

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I started to watch a film called Bitten starring Jason Mewes and I turned it off after 45 minutes. One of many inane movies I've seen or not seen lately.


Angels in the Outfield (1951) :star: :star: :star: 1/2

Better than the remake, this one uses your imagination instead of special effects to sell the story. This is pretty standard fare though with an outstanding performance from Keenan Wynn as an obnoxious sportscaster.

National Velvet (1944) :star: :star: :star: :star:

A favourite from my childhood, concerning every little girls fantasy to own a horse. Velvet Brown does fulfill her dream by competing in the Grand National. Elizabeth Taylor was certainly a beautiful young girl soon to grow up into a stunning young woman. Here she gives a heartfelt performance as Velvet but the standout performance was Ann Revere as Velvet's wise mother.The script is well-written with only a couple of silly moments. This is a wonderful little family film, and though not laden with special effects, hopefully kids nowadays will enjoy.
 

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The Fearless Vampire Killers

Roman Polanksi has made some great films, but this isn't one of them. A spoof on the Dracula story, it has everything except laughs. Well, that's not quite fair. It's also got missing good acting. This film was made in 1967, Rosemary's Baby in 1968, but show those two films back to back to someone who's never seen them (minus credit titles), and they'd never in a million years think they were directed by the same person.

Onibaba

This film has a very good ending, but the journey to get there is in no way worth it. It's basically a movie about Japanese peasants who kill people and sell their possessions, and do so with no qualms, but worry that having sex will land them in hell. That goes on for a tedious hour and a half, and then we get a really good 15 minute conclusion, which I won't spoil, but it's almost a different movie in style and tone at that point.
 

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