Topless Virgins vie for Swaziland's King

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  1. Holadem

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    Its good to be king. [​IMG]
     
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    dammit...garrett beat me to it! [​IMG]
     
  5. GordonL

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    I'm sure they didn't mean to imply the King has HIV and was banned since 2001 from having sex with virgins. [​IMG]
     
  6. Chu Gai

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    Good to be the king, but not so good to be the princess.

    You can send greetings and congratulatory messages to the king via his embassy to the UN at [email protected]
     
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    13th wife??

    Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?
     
  8. EugeneR

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    Big deal. If I had a nickel for every time 50,000 bare-breasted virgins danced to attract my attention...
     
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    For Extra Credit on this topic refer in your search engine to Reed Dance and Swaziland. :b
     
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    This thread title alone will guarantee at least 2000 views.
     
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    "Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?"

    [​IMG]

    Yea people never consider that aspect of multiple wives[​IMG]
     
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    Not to mention the 13 mothers-in-law! [​IMG]
     
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    He's just doing it for tax reasons...
     
  15. TheoGB

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    I presumed ChristopherDAC meant that if one never had sex with virgins then you are eventually condemning the population to die out.

    It's a pretty weird rule...
     
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    If you only had to service the guy once a week (probably less, how much energy can the guy have?) and in exchange get to live like a queen, would you complain? [​IMG]
     
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    Complaint is the human condition, though...
     
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    Well, more than that, there is the linguistic problem posed by the phrase [having sex with a virgin] itself -- as by definition, if you're having sex with her, she's not a virgin! [​IMG]
     
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    Depends on how you define sex.

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    who do you think you are ... bill clinton? [​IMG]
     

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