Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby.

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  1. Micheal

    Micheal Screenwriter

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    I thought he adopted in the past because he couldn't have kids. I guess not... or maybe... naaaah...

    Click here for the story
     
  2. BrettB

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    Maternity Report
     
  3. Paul McElligott

    Paul McElligott Cinematographer

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    Let nine months of late night jokes begin!

    Leno: "I guess Oprah's couch wasn't the only thing he was bouncing on."

    Ferguson: "Won't it be hard for him to discipline the kid for jumping on the furniture?"
     
  4. Patrick Sun

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    Possible names for the kid? I'll start with:

    Ocean
     
  5. Paul McElligott

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    Diana Etics Cruise
     
  6. JamesED

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  7. Kevin M

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    How about Simon Tology Cruise?
     
  8. Haggai

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    Good one, Paul. [​IMG]
     
  9. Parker Clack

    Parker Clack Schizophrenic Man
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    How about Caribbean or Alaskan?
     
  10. MarkMel

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    Booze would be good first name, works for either a boy or a girl.
     
  11. Matt Harrison

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    The baby should be named after a camera...

    And when the baby can finally talk and asks what their name is all about, Tom and Kate can point to a papparazzi with a camera near by and say "One of those"
     
  12. Kevin M

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    Or Work - Money A. - Boat - Threehour...


    Yeah, yeah, I know it's actually tour but whatever...
     
  13. Lucia Duran

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    I vote for Xenu. If it's a girl, she can date Kal-El Cage when they are of age!
     
  14. David Williams

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    That one gets my vote, with maybe Paparazzi as a middle name. [​IMG]

    So the ick couple of the year decides to procreate... did anyone else just feel a chill run down your spine?
     
  15. Kevin M

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    Whosyereal Daddy Cruise.
     
  16. Kevin M

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    Nopossiblechance Foranormalife Cruise

    "Noposs" for short.[​IMG]
     
  17. Jason Hughes

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    L Ron.
     
  18. Marc Colella

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    If it's a girl, then Dorothy would probably be appropriate... so Tom could be "a friend of Dorothy" and "the father of Dorothy" at the same time.
     
  19. Steve Schaffer

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jan H

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    If I was a betting man, I'd put money on

    'Freewinds Cruise'

    There is a certain symmetry there, I think.
     

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