Lew Crippen
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It is limited to three things.
I can mostly read menus.
And wine labels.
And I’m conversant with a number of librettos of Italian operas. Which actually does not do a lot of good—after all what are the chances that you are going to ask some girl something like:
Là ci darem la mano,
là mi dirai di sì;
vedi, non è lontano,
partiam, ben mio, da qui.
…
Vieni, mio bel diletto!
And hope for the response:
Andiam, andiam, mio bene,
a ristorar le pene
d'un' innocente amor!
Not exactly the pickup lines of choice.