...their "appropriateness". This is really stupid, I know, but here's the thing: I'm 14-and-a-half years old, and for some reason my parents still care what I watch. They've let me see Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but they said I couldn't see Chasing Amy or Clerks (they haven't seen Mallrats, and don't want to either). So if you feel like it, please rank them in order of "offensive content" so I can see how the movies my parents won't let me see compare to the ones that I can see. Thanks, John.