This guy's defense is baaaaaaaaaaaad (1 Viewer)

[Jeff_CusBlues]

I was wondering the same thing. Does uttering have something to do with having sex with cows? Or would that be uddering?

 

[Holadem]

You are assuming that his bestiality is a result of limited options (like inmate homosexuality), and that he would "trade up" given the occasion, as opposed to actually liking to have sex with sheep. I assumed the latter. Unless we know more about the guy, there is no way to know for sure.

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H - There goes me breakfast.

 

[Julian Reville]

Why take a chance? The guy has already proven that he is a criminal. Now let him prove that he can straighten up.

 

[Jay H]

As far as "uttering and publishing":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uttering

Jay

 

[Charles J P]

Yeah, why take a chance. If someone assaults someone, I think its logical to assume they will eventually kill someone. After all, if you are a pervert, you'll rape little kids and if you are violent you will kill someone.

 

[Julian Reville]

Your sarcasm is wasted on me, Charles. I'm already cynical enough.

IMHO, our society is way too soft on criminals, especially perverts who can't or won't keep their penises in their pants.

 

[MarkHastings]

I do agree that this guy shouldn't be on a sex offender list...The reason for the sex offender list is to make people (with kids) aware of the offender.

So, why not have a beastiality list to make pet owners aware of this offender? Totally agreed! Even with other crimes.

 

[Dave Poehlman]

Hey hey.. now wait a minute. For all we know, it could be a really hot looking sheep.

I mean look at them! Running around in their wooly coats all seductive like. If you ask me, the sheep was asking for it.

 

[Paul McElligott]

Sheep are sluts. Ask anyone. :wink:

 

[Jeff Gatie]

If the victim was a cow, would he have been found guilty of "uddering and publishing"? :b

 

[KevinGress]

You stole my thunder! I was going to suggest a 'sheep molesters' list and that when this guy moves back into a rural setting that every sheep must be notified that he's in the area.....

 

[MarkHastings]

I can see the farmers hurrying their flocks into the barn as this guy walks down the street.

Sounds very Seinfeld/Curb Your Enthusiasm-ish.

 

[Diallo B]

he also beat the sheep up in order to have sex with it.

control issues...... maybe....

 

[Jeff Gatie]

Maybe the sheep was a maaaaa-sochist.

 

[Jeff Ulmer]

Maybe if they had curly hair...

This reminds me of the story of the police officer who got a call about a guy screwing a pumpkin in a field. When the officer approached the obviously drunk perp and asked him what he was doing, the guy responded "Is it midnight already?"

I think "uttering and publishing" has to do with threats.

 

[David Williams]

Playbull or perhaps Cowsmopolitan?

 

[MarkHastings]

What if your uncle's wife was mating with a long horned sheep and they ran off to get married?

Would you say they Anteloped (Aunt Eloped)?

 

[Bryan X]

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat lamb chops again.

 

[MarkHastings]

just as long as you don't eat-out lamb chops.

was that over the top???? :b

 

[Paul McElligott]

"What are you eating?"

"Mutton, honey..."

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