This guy's defense is baaaaaaaaaaaad

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  1. Jay H

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    Ooh, sorry for the thread title, couldn't resist... [​IMG]

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    At least the guy got caught, he could be on the lamb!
     
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    Ewe never know what turns some people on.
     
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    Was the sheep's name Baaabara?
     
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    http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/...unes.asp?Var=D

    This is a local DJ who does song parodies similar to those of Weird Al Yankovic, but much edgier. Check out Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep.

    I was awakened by this song one time, and I almost did not make it to the bathroom on time.
     
  6. Paul McElligott

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    So much for the CSI job being glamorous.
     
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    no joke i can think of could possibly top the words from the man's mouth.

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    I guess he didn't pull the wool over their eyes.

    - Colton
     
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    He should move to College Station, he'll fit right in [​IMG]
     
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    Unless they were wearing a wool sweater.
     
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    As easy as it is to joke about this, the "loose screw" that makes you want to sleep with animals is not the same one that makes you want to rape little kids. As a recent episode of Boston Legal pointed out, being put on a sex offenders registry as a sort of technicality is no laughing matter.
     
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    Battle Creek, Michigan -- Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
     
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    What the Flock????
     
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    [andrew dice clay]Jeffrey had a little lamb...[/andrew dice clay]
     
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    I suppose I should mention that bestiality is entirely legal in several States… but only with the consent of the animal's owner! [​IMG] Breaking in at night to sodomize a sheep would probably get you shot for a rustler rather than tried as a rapist.
     
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    What in the blue hell is uttering and publishing?
     
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    So they send a guy to jail for 2.5 to 20 years for screwing a sheep? That is fucking ri-di-cu-lous.

    They mention at the end of the article that he was on parole, I can only hope that the extremely harsh sentence stems from that, rather than the friggin sheep.

    Exactly how do you figure this? [​IMG].

    Like Charles said, there is nothing funny about getting on a sex offender list for some stupid-ass reason.

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    I....erm......[​IMG]
     
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    Thanks for the link, that was hilarious. The voice is very ACDCish.
     
  20. Julian Reville

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    How about if he is so perverted as to want to screw a sheep, and so lacking in self control that he HAD to do it?

    Being on a watch list should be the least of this guy's problems.
     

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