Things you'll never see in the Winter olympics

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  1. Jay H

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    1) Ice dancing to rap music
    2) Freestyle aerials on the K120 ski jump
    3) The 500-man bobsled
    4) Last-man-standing paintball biathlon
    5) The Olympic snow-angel competition
    Feel free to add some more....
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    Jay
     
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    Freestyle Drunken Ice Fishing

    Cross Country Polar Bear Wrestling
     
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    Naked curling (shudders at the thought)
     
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    Full-contact Curling Ooh! Russia's sweeper takes an elbow to the throat!

    Beer-athlon also known as "Deer Season"

    The 20m Belly Flop Into The Snow Drift
     
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    In canada we do this all the time:

    100 meter black ice hurdles
     
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    Full contact short track speed skating ... err wait... [​IMG]
    How about :
    Super G Head On Olympic Chicken
    Cross Country Exposure Endurance
    ... and it looks like the Finnish team has frostbite. That's going to hurt their chances in the coming days
    Competitive Snowmobile Dance
     
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    1. Ice-Water Polo

    2. 3-Meter Ice Diving

    3. Hop, Skip & Jump on Ice

    4. Mountain Biking

    5. Beach Bikini Volleyball

    6. Iced Balance Beam

    7. Black History Month Commemorative Pairs Figure Skating

    Jay Taylor
     
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    Championship hot-tubbing

    Polar bear swim endurance race

    Olympic snowball fight

    Championship snowman building

    Masters Snow golf tournament
     
  10. Michael Warner

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    And don't forget the Writing Your Name in the Snow competition.
     
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    Me!

    TOO cold and I could care less.
     
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    A new round for the figure skaters to get through before their short and long programs:
    The Tonya Harding Wack-A-Knee Elimination Round
    (skaters chase each other around the rink for ten minutes with metal rods trying to better their odds--a great way to take out the medal favorites early on)
     
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    An Australian gold medalist.
    No wait....
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    Combined Biatahlon/Al-Qaeda Execution

    Ice Fishing

    Kitten Curling

    Ice Carving

    Sno-Cone Making

    Hot Tub Follies

    Ski Jumping over a line of cars

    Honest Figure Skating Judges
     
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    Icicle javlin

    naked co-ed hockey...ouch! That makes me hurt thinking about it. Might be funny to watch though.
     
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    Fair judging in figure skating events.
    Brits winning anything anytime soon. [​IMG]
    Impartial, unbiased NBC coverage. [​IMG]
    Nude luge.
     
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    An African downhill skier in a tuck.

    Any gold medalists from Africa? Central and South America?
     
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    Tongue stuck to the frozen pole marathon
    - last man/woman standing wins
    Commando Downhill
    - All competitors start at same time, use any means to eliminate competition, similiar to "Bond-style"
    Winter Road Driving
    - Participants travel the snow covered, winding roads in vehicles produced in their country. Begins at top of mountain. No guardrails allowed.
     
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    an addendum to kitten curling:

    i vote we make it frozen kitten curling as frozen kittens slide much better and also will better imitate the bounce characteristics of stones when in the house. further frozen kitten tails can easily be formed into the handle shape necessary for launching. just a thought, thank you.
     

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