andrew markworthy
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I copied this across from my contribution to a golfing forum to which I belong, where we were asked for a contribution to 'things you'll never hear golfers say'. I thought we might have some fun by thinking up remarks that you'd never hear said in a particular group. To start the ball rolling, here are things you'd never hear a stereotypical male golfer say in a golf club:
Yes of course you can play the course in those ripped jeans and Megadeath T-shirt.
I see the club's organising a trip to the Gay Pride march on Saturday.
You know, I think women and juniors ought to be allowed a much greater say in the running of the club.
I wish the bar offered a better range of vegan cuisine.
I'd love to play next Thursday, but it clashes with my flower arranging class.
Well, that was a most enjoyable round of golf. Let's get some drinks. I presume it's the usual - three skinny lattes and one camomile tea?
Anyone like to continue the idea?
Yes of course you can play the course in those ripped jeans and Megadeath T-shirt.
I see the club's organising a trip to the Gay Pride march on Saturday.
You know, I think women and juniors ought to be allowed a much greater say in the running of the club.
I wish the bar offered a better range of vegan cuisine.
I'd love to play next Thursday, but it clashes with my flower arranging class.
Well, that was a most enjoyable round of golf. Let's get some drinks. I presume it's the usual - three skinny lattes and one camomile tea?
Anyone like to continue the idea?