Things you regret saying outloud: (1 Viewer)

[Scott Weinberg]

"I kinda like Ben Affleck."
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Scott Weinberg
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[SteveGon]

Excuse me, do you have any extra-small condoms?

 

[Ron-P]

I said "Fuck" over the loud speaker system inside a very busy YMCA hall once. That did not go over to well.
Peace Out~

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[Edited last by Ron-P on November 08, 2001 at 10:54 AM]

 

[Jason Boucher]

We have an openly gay elected public official in my city. At a banquet I walked past him and he tapped me on the shoulder and said something like, "Hello Jason, trying to ignore me?" and I responded, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you from behind." I felt awful the minute the words left my lips.

 

[Ricky f]

I can't really think of a time myself but these are hilarious
Regards,
Ricky

 

[Scott_G]

I have an expense account that I only go into the bank for deposits about every other month.
There's a young teller that recently got married. I noticed she was ... putting on a lot of weight, then wasn't around for a few months.
When she came back I asked "boy or girl?". She gave me that look !
I had some lame comment like .. oh I thought you were the other girl ... no that's the other branch.

I can't believe I said that.

 

[Jon_Are]

We were gathering for a meeting at work. My boss (a woman) was making small talk with a co-worker (a man) about skiing. The co-worker said that he had tried water skiing for the first time that past weekend, but he had a hard time getting up on the skis. My boss, an accomplished skier, said that the co-worker probably was not being shown properly how to start, and that if she were there, she could have helped him get up on the skis. By this time, the entire room was quiet and listening to this conversation. Several of us exchanged grins when my boss announced, "I could have got you up. I can get anyone up." What was funniest about it was the pride in her voice at her ability.
Jon
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"This one goes to eleven."
Nigel Tufnel

 

[Paul E V]

It's not something I regret saying (she didn't hear me but other people did) but ........
My boss is dating one of my coworkers (she's quite attractive and he's a major pig) and one day she came in looking great and I started thinking *Damn, she looks good to bad she's a .....* --- and then I spoke quite loudly "SLUT!"
One of my other female co-workers looked right at me (heard me say something but didn't hear what I said)

 

[Gilbert Galindo]

" I do "

 

[Mark Dubbelboer]

I've got a dirty dirty mouth and swear a lot during any athletic activity, it kinda goes with the ground. I remember the first volleyball game in high school I was screaming for something or the other and my voice totally cracked in front of a gym full of kids, embarassing.
The thing I most regreat saying was when one of my female coworkers lost a bet for not wearing a skirt to the bar for five dollars - "Fuck, I'd wear a skirt for five dollars"
just ask and i'll send you the picture

 

[Sam C]

On vacation in St. Thomas ... We went to Magans Bay and they have waitresses who go up and down the beach to serve you ... There was a really attractive blond and I'm standing on the shore w/ a couple friends and I say ... "Where'd that blond waitress with the big tits go ... I need her to fetch me a beer." Well ... She was standing directly behind me ... She was within arms reach and heard me lound and clear ...
[Edited last by Sam C on November 11, 2001 at 05:55 PM]