There is something wrong with my right eye... (1 Viewer)

[Brian W. Ralston]

Do you get migraine and/or bad headaches by any chance?

 

[Zen Butler]

For some reason this happens to me every now and then. Usually is fine the next day.

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

So I went to the doctor this morning. The doctor says that I have a stye. So all of you who said I have a stye, give yourself a pat on the back. He gave me some eye drops and an antibiotic, which I have to pick up from Walgreen's when I get my lazy ass up and into my car.

Make it part of your style. You could bill yourself as DJ Lay-Z Eye or something. "Baby, you're so beautiful I gotta look at you with my good eye".

Genius.

 

[Rain]

Hey, bud. Glad to hear it's nothing serious.

BTW, if I really thought shingles was a likely diagnosis, I wouldn't have made a joke about it. :p)

 

[Mark Frank]

I had to do a Google search on Worcestershire sauce and pinkeye and apparently it refers to a South Park episode.

 

[Max Leung]

Darn. I was hoping Matthew had a brush with Worcestershire sauce and pinkeye. It'd be cool to have an undead HTF member (chainsaw optional).

 

[Keith Mickunas]

Using Worcestershire sauce as an embalming fluid is known to turn dead people into zombies. Being a zombie is easily confused with a case of pinkeye. The main difference being that someone that is a zombie will want to eat people's brains. However I believe being a zombie and having a stye are not so easily confused, so no one needs hack Matthew up with a chainsaw, unless you have some other reason.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

so no one needs hack Matthew up with a chainsaw, unless you have some other reason.

Let me check a few of his other posts and get back to you on that.

Regards,

Joe

 

[Tony-B]

Make it part of your style. You could bill yourself as DJ Lay-Z Eye or something. "Baby, you're so beautiful I gotta look at you with my good eye".

Yo yo yo!! Whaddup homie!! Cuz I know my eye ain't!!!