Theater related joke

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  1. Deane Johnson

    Deane Johnson Supporting Actor

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    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh

    theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he

    whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only

    allowed one seat."

    The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became

    impatient.

    "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have

    to call the manager."

    Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher

    who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in

    search of his manager. In a few moments, both the

    usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

    Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but

    with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

    The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All

    right buddy, what's your name?"

    "Sam," the man moaned.

    "Where ya from, Sam?"

    With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."
     
  2. Richard Cooper

    Richard Cooper Stunt Coordinator

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  3. Chuck C

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    lol !
     

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