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Deane Johnson

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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh

theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he

whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only

allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became

impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have

to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher

who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in

search of his manager. In a few moments, both the

usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but

with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All

right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the man moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."
 

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