The Ultimate in Home Theater Seating!

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Tim Shafer, Jul 30, 2002.

  1. Tim Shafer

    Tim Shafer Auditioning

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    Taking the plunge and purchasing new HT chairs? This photo of our upcoming model (the "Constitutional"), was recently leaked. Orders will not be taken until after CES, butt, if you cannot hold it until then, we can accept your deposit at this time. We expect the new features to literally wipe up the competition. Forget searching the bowels of the internet for a better throne. Our competitors claims of superiority are nothing but excrement! The best part, everything you need is built in, no need to lay new cable! The large silver button automaticaly takes care of the 'paperwork' AND bidet functionalitiy for the ladies. Also, discreet remote codes are available with the option for RS232 interface. What better way to dump big money into your HT?
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  2. Scott Strang

    Scott Strang Screenwriter

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    Hmm is the theater in the bathroom or are there septic inputs and water supplies in the screening room.
    Might want to work on the texture of that toilet pasting.
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