The Turnip presents: Ask a HTF member

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Jeff Rogers, Sep 18, 2001.

  1. Jeff Rogers

    Jeff Rogers Second Unit

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    Welcome to issue 2 In the same vein as The Onion
    Dear Home Theater Forum,
    My name is Ricky. I am 13 years old and I go to my neighbors house all the time and play with his dog Ruffles. I like Ruffles, and Ruffles likes me. He likes me more than Tommy who is my friend. One day Ruffles ran away and I picked him up and put him in my basement and I didn't tell Tommy. Tommy keeps crying because he misses Ruffles. Should I give Ruffles back?
    Love, Ricky.
    Dear Ricky,
    I can't believe that Lucas didn't put DTS on TPM dvd. He is such a turd!!! I will never buy another dvd from luca$ or any other movie maker that even has the same letters in their name as Lucas. And TPM sucked anyway. Did I mention that there is no DTS track on the dvd??!!!! I mean he acts like he's doing us a favor and then he smacks us in the teeth like this. DTS is the best. If it doesn't have DTS on it I'm gonna pee on it
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    Dear Home Theater Forum,
    There is this girl that I met while doing my laundry at the laundrymat. I talked to her for a while and she's pretty cute. But her b/f is a little bigger than me and could really kick my ass if he wanted to. Should I make the moves and worry about my safety ot play it safe?
    sincerly, Chuck
    Dear Chuck,
    WARNER BROS CAN EAT MY SHIT!!....I can't believe the nerve of them!! Like,,,Willy Wonka is like my favorite movie and they have to release it in Pan & Scam gutter shit format! What the hell! I say OAR or NO SALE!!!! I mean we practically started the format and got it lifted off the ground and they dick slap us around like this!!
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  2. MickeS

    MickeS Producer

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    /Mike
     
  3. Clinton McClure

    Clinton McClure Casual Enthusiast
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  4. RicP

    RicP Screenwriter

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    Thanks for the levity Jeff...I needed that. [​IMG]
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  5. Jeff Rogers

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    Thanks for the kind words. Issue 3 coming soon!
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  6. Kevin Leonard

    Kevin Leonard Supporting Actor

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    To quote The Simpsons, "It's funny because it's true."
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    ICQ: 55259446 (or just search for "John Shaft"...can you dig?)
     
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    brentl Cinematographer

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    LL cool B
     
  8. Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm

    Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm Supporting Actor

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
    But you forgot about how stupid Jar Jar is.
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    Andrew Hamm's new album Strange Education is available now!
    [Edited last by Andrew 'Ange Hamm' Hamm on September 18, 2001 at 07:12 PM]
     
  9. Bruce Hedtke

    Bruce Hedtke Cinematographer

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    As he said...Issue 3 is coming soon.
    Thanks for the laughs.
    Bruce
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  10. John Thomas

    John Thomas Cinematographer

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    Well, I didn't check out the first thread but now, I must. [​IMG]
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    My Top 10 of 2000 My Top 10 of 2001
     
  11. Chris Wittry

    Chris Wittry Stunt Coordinator

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    I'm proud to see such humor coming from a fellow Omahan! [​IMG] Keep it up, these threads really make my day!
     
  12. Jeff Rogers

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    Thanks Chris, us omahans have to stick together [​IMG]
    Issue 3 coming tomorrow
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