I'll start the ball-rolling. Top 10 childish ways to show DISrespect for someone. 10. While in a group conversation, purposely position yourself with your back to them. 9. Wipe your hand after shaking theirs. 8. Look at your watch while they're speaking. 7. Do not reply to direct questions. 6. Laugh uncontrolably at random things they say, especially jokes that AREN'T funny. 5. When they're not looking, tape a sign saying "Kick Me I'm Stupid" on their back. 4. When they enter the room tell them you take your coffee black with 2 sugars. 3. Tell them its refreshing to meet someone who doesn't care about how they present themselves. 2. Look them up and down, then up and down again, then smile. 1. After being introduced to Jack, say "It was nice to meet you Jerry."