Feelings Eating alone (I do this on business trips and it blows, atleast with Insomnia I can spend more quality time on HTF or view more porn or something)
When someone you've got feelings for... and insomnia win.
Round 1 - Bracket 13
People who get in the express lane with too many items
vs.
"long waits" at Netflix
Round 1 - Bracket 14
Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong
vs.
Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings
Bonus post-holiday grossout match!
Round 1 - Bracket 15
throwing up in your mouth
vs.
bathroom mold and mildew
Bonus joke!
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort there so he began to redesign and build improvements. After a while they had flush toilets, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called Satan and began mocking him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here!"
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
-Long waits -Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong -Bathroom mold and mildew: Throwing up in your mouth has various levels of unpleasantness depending on what exactly is being thrown up, bathroom mold and mildew are always nasty no matter what.
People who get in the express lane with too many items Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong throwing up in your mouth
People who get in the express lane with too many items Nonsense blah, blah - happens everyday Moldy bathrooms - not a problem in mine but i'm too scared to take a shower in a couple of my friends bathrooms.
BTW, the worst case of express lane abuse I've ever seen was a woman who had about 30 items, so she gave each of her three kids several items to go through the checkout with. In the end, it took three times as long as if she had just done it in one transaction.
People who get in the express lane with too many items (although worse is the ones who go into the cash only line, and then after all the items are scanned, pull out a checkbook. Every single time, the cashier takes the check. Just once, I wish they'd say, sorry, wrong lane, and send the scum packing)
Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong
express lane, nonsense, and pukin' in your mouth win.
Round 1 - Bracket 16
Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving
vs.
going to garage sales with your mother
Round 1 - Bracket 17
People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.
vs.
smoking in movie theaters
The National Remember Victims of Back Hair Removal Surgery Gone Horribly Awry Day bonus match!
Round 1 - Bracket 18
Bob Saget
vs.
bird crap on a clean car
Bonus joke!
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of colorful leather rags. His legs are bare and he is without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just stares at him for the next 10 miles.
Finally, the punker gets a little miffed and barks at the old man:
"What is with you? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "I remember back when I was young and in the Navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore. Couldn't control myself. Had sex with a parrot. I was just sitting here wondering if you were my son."