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Philip_T

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When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/b*tch) Had it happen to me too many times.

Insomnia While eating alone in a restaurant every night of the week would suck, it can be cool if done in moderation.
 

Brook K

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Feelings
Eating alone (I do this on business trips and it blows, atleast with Insomnia I can spend more quality time on HTF or view more porn or something)
 

SteveGon

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When someone you've got feelings for... and insomnia win.


Round 1 - Bracket 13

People who get in the express lane with too many items

vs.

"long waits" at Netflix


Round 1 - Bracket 14

Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong

vs.

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings



Bonus post-holiday grossout match!


Round 1 - Bracket 15

throwing up in your mouth

vs.

bathroom mold and mildew



Bonus joke!

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort there so he began to redesign and build improvements. After a while they had flush toilets, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.


One day God called Satan and began mocking him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. There's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here!"

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
 

Lew Crippen

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People who get in the express lane with too many items

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings--too easy

throwing up in your mouth
 

Bill Williams

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My picks for the current brackets:

People who get in the express lane with too many items

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings

Throwing up in your mouth (Yuck!)
 

Philip_T

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People who get in the express lane with too many items

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings

throwing up in your mouth
 

Andrew_Sch

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-Long waits
-Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong
-Bathroom mold and mildew: Throwing up in your mouth has various levels of unpleasantness depending on what exactly is being thrown up, bathroom mold and mildew are always nasty no matter what.
 

Chucky P

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People who get in the express lane with too many items
Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong
throwing up in your mouth
 

Nick Sievers

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People who get in the express lane with too many items
Nonsense blah, blah - happens everyday
Moldy bathrooms - not a problem in mine but i'm too scared to take a shower in a couple of my friends bathrooms.
 

george kaplan

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People who get in the express lane with too many items

Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong

bathroom mold and mildew
 

JohnRice

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Assholes

Bullshit

Puke



BTW, the worst case of express lane abuse I've ever seen was a woman who had about 30 items, so she gave each of her three kids several items to go through the checkout with. In the end, it took three times as long as if she had just done it in one transaction.
 

John C. Wilson

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People who get in the express lane with too many items (although worse is the ones who go into the cash only line, and then after all the items are scanned, pull out a checkbook. Every single time, the cashier takes the check. Just once, I wish they'd say, sorry, wrong lane, and send the scum packing)

Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong

bathroom mold and mildew
 

Arman

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People who get in the express lane with too many items
Nonsense blah, blah
Moldy bathrooms
 

SteveGon

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express lane, nonsense, and pukin' in your mouth win.


Round 1 - Bracket 16

Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving

vs.

going to garage sales with your mother


Round 1 - Bracket 17

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.

vs.

smoking in movie theaters



The National Remember Victims of Back Hair Removal Surgery Gone Horribly Awry Day bonus match!

Round 1 - Bracket 18

Bob Saget

vs.

bird crap on a clean car



Bonus joke!

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of colorful leather rags. His legs are bare and he is without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just stares at him for the next 10 miles.

Finally, the punker gets a little miffed and barks at the old man:

"What is with you? Didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"

Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "I remember back when I was young and in the Navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore. Couldn't control myself. Had sex with a parrot. I was just sitting here wondering if you were my son."
 

Bill Williams

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Garage (aka garbage) sales

Smoking in movie theaters

Bird crap on a clean car (almost always on the door or on the windshield - yuck!!!) :angry:
 

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