Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament (1 Viewer)

[Arman]

migraines

being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever

"Not tonight, honey"

 

[Philip_T]

insomnia

being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever

"Not tonight, honey"

 

[george kaplan]

migraines

being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever

"Not tonight, honey"

 

[Chucky P]

Damn, I suffer from both of these things. Which one is worse?

Migraines

No replies

S.O. (I've never gotten far enough to experience "Not tonight, honey")

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Migraines
Last picked
S.O.-"Not tonight" implies that at least you've found someone you have feelings for who reciprocates those feelings. Plus, there's always tomorrow night. The S.O. thing implies only loneliness and heartbreak (and not much of a chance of getting any the next night).

 

[SteveGon]

migraines, last picked, and "not tonight" win.


Round 2 - Bracket 12

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

vs.

falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night



Round 2 - Bracket 13

The "IRS don't dance" matchup:

disco

vs.

inheritance tax


Joke of the day:


A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.


So the guy goes around back and sees a black mutt just sitting there.


"You talk?" he asks.


"Yep," the mutt replies.


"So, what's your story?"


The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."


The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


The owner says, "Ten dollars."


The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him, so cheap?"


The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

 

[Brook K]

sleeping

tax

 

[Dheiner]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
disco

 

[george kaplan]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

disco

 

[Mike Hutman]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
disco

 

[SteveGon]

really hot days and disco win.


Round 2 - Bracket 14

MAR-only DVDs

vs.

Urkel


Round 2 - Bracket 15

Getting a boner at work for no reason

vs.

Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it


Super Deluxe Bonus Match:


Round 2 - Bracket 16

Shaving

vs.

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father


Joke of the day:

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour."
Bill Gates continued, "Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
In response to all this goading, the GM chairman replied, "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?"

 

[Philip_T]

Urkel
Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father

 

[Bill Williams]

Urkel

buying a soda and having it explode when you open it

shaving

 

[Brook K]

MAR
Boner
Shaving

 

[Andrew_Sch]

MAR
Soda
Shaving

 

[Nick Sievers]

MAR

Boner

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father

 

[Mike Hutman]

MAR
Boner
Shaving

 

[Dheiner]

Urkel
Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it
Shaving

 

[Chucky P]

MAR
boner
lustful thoughts

 

[Brad Porter]

MAR...Sploda...Shaving

Brad