The Ralph Wiggum Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by NickSo, Jun 13, 2002.

  1. NickSo

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    Okay i know i know, we've seen a few Simpsons threads before, but i think Ralph Wiggum deserves a thread of his own, since he rules! C'mon people, you know you love him too! [​IMG]
    Some classic quotes:
    "Hello Lisa, hello supernintendo chalmers, im learneding!"
    "So.. Do you like.. stuff?"
    "Oh boy, Sleep! Thats where im a viking!"
    "Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?"
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    My cat's breath smells like cat food.
     
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    "I broke my Wookie."
    I just want to know why Ralph only wants to go to the Box Factory. I'm sure at least one of you knows what I'm talking about. [​IMG]
     
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    "Fun toys are fun."
     
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    "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

    "You Ch-ch-choose me?"

    "The doctor said it would stop bleeding if I'd just keep my darn finger out of there."
     
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    "Chocolate microscopes?"

    -mwb-
     
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    "Chicken Necks?", wiggle puppy, and the "Why does everyone run away from me?" pants pissing are my all-time top three Ralph Wiggum moments.

    Brad
     
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    "I dressed myself" is my absolute favorite Ralph moment. [​IMG] [​IMG]
    -Dean-
     
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    It tasts like... burning
     
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    "My pee came out!" [​IMG]
     
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    "You're going to heaven!"
     
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    "Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!"
     
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    "I like bushes that don't have prickers.... This one did...."

    "That's my sand box.... I'm not aloud in the deep end"

    "She touched me in my special place!!!" -Marge had touched his shoulder.

    "That's where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things"
     
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    His description of Principal Skinner and the teacher's little tryst in the janitor's closet was a classic, but not being the biggest Simpsons freak, I won't even try to quote it correctly.
     
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    "They were in the closet and they were making babies, and one of them looked at me."
    and
    "I ate a thumbtack."
     
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    I can't help but love that moment during the model U.N. club at school, when everyone starts yelling and fighting, Ralph representing Canada simply stands up and signs "O Canada"!

    I shouldn't find that funny but I do!
     
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    That picture in the first post really kills me. [​IMG]
    As for quotes, I remember something about his cat's name... had to look it up, here it is [​IMG]:
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    /Mike
     
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    The most classic one:
    "When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!"
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    Henry
     

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