The Ralph Wiggum Appreciation Thread (1 Viewer)

[NickSo]

Okay i know i know, we've seen a few Simpsons threads before, but i think Ralph Wiggum deserves a thread of his own, since he rules! C'mon people, you know you love him too!
Some classic quotes:
"Hello Lisa, hello supernintendo chalmers, im learneding!"
"So.. Do you like.. stuff?"
"Oh boy, Sleep! Thats where im a viking!"
"Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?"

 

[Paul D Young]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Derek Miner]

"I broke my Wookie."
I just want to know why Ralph only wants to go to the Box Factory. I'm sure at least one of you knows what I'm talking about.

 

[Craig_T]

"Fun toys are fun."

 

[Darren Davis]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"You Ch-ch-choose me?"

"The doctor said it would stop bleeding if I'd just keep my darn finger out of there."

 

[Matt Birchall]

"Chocolate microscopes?"

-mwb-

 

[Brad Porter]

"Chicken Necks?", wiggle puppy, and the "Why does everyone run away from me?" pants pissing are my all-time top three Ralph Wiggum moments.

Brad

 

[Dean DeMass]

"I dressed myself" is my absolute favorite Ralph moment.
-Dean-

 

[Max Knight]

It tasts like... burning

 

[Mike Broadman]

"I broke my Wookie."

I bent my Wookie.
"What's a diorama?"
"I glued my head to my shoulder."
"The pointy kitty took it."

 

[Aaron Thomas]

I'm Idaho!

 

[Carlo_M]

"My pee came out!"

 

[Mike St.Louis]

"You're going to heaven!"

 

[Mark Lee]

"Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!"

 

[BradyB]

"I like bushes that don't have prickers.... This one did...."

"That's my sand box.... I'm not aloud in the deep end"

"She touched me in my special place!!!" -Marge had touched his shoulder.

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things"

 

[Shane Gralaw]

His description of Principal Skinner and the teacher's little tryst in the janitor's closet was a classic, but not being the biggest Simpsons freak, I won't even try to quote it correctly.

 

[Matt MacFarlane]

"They were in the closet and they were making babies, and one of them looked at me."
and
"I ate a thumbtack."

 

[Mark Kalzer]

I can't help but love that moment during the model U.N. club at school, when everyone starts yelling and fighting, Ralph representing Canada simply stands up and signs "O Canada"!

I shouldn't find that funny but I do!

 

[MickeS]

That picture in the first post really kills me.
As for quotes, I remember something about his cat's name... had to look it up, here it is :

/Mike

 

[Henry C]

The most classic one:
"When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine University!"

Henry