The Plan.........

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Scott Strang, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Scott Strang

    Scott Strang Screenwriter

    May 28, 1999
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    Good Morning,


    In the beginning was the Plan.

    And then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    And the workers spoke among themselves, saying,

    "This is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

    And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,

    "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."

    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,

    "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,

    such that none may abide by it."

    And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,

    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its


    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to

    one another,

    " It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very

    strong. "

    And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying

    unto them,

    "It promotes growth, and

    it is very powerful.. "

    And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying

    unto him,

    "This new plan will actively promote the growth and

    vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

    And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it

    was good.

    And the Plan became Policy.

    And that, my friends, is how shit happens.
  2. Mike boettner

    Mike boettner Stunt Coordinator

    Dec 1, 2001
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    And I thought all I ever needed to learn I could watch on TLC!!I just knew there was a story behind how shit happens.

    Mike(whose favorite word for poop is: stool!)

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