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The Perfect Day (dont read if you cant take a joke)

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Henry Carmona, Nov 20, 2001.

  1. Henry Carmona

    Henry Carmona Screenwriter

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    The Perfect Day According To...
    HER
    8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
    9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale
    9:30 - Light breakfast
    11:00 - Sunbathe
    12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
    1:45 - Shopping
    2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice she's gained 30lbs.
    3:00 - Facial, massage, nap
    7:30 - Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
    10:00 - Make love
    11:30 - Pillow talk in his big strong arms
    HIM
    10:00 - Wake up
    10:02 - SEX
    10:10 - Big Breakfast
    11:30 - Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
    2:15 - Enormous lunch with BEER
    3:15 - SEX
    3:25 - Play sports with the guys
    4:30 - Drink BEER with the guys
    6:30 - Meet Claudia Schiffer
    6:40 - SEX
    6:50 - Huge dinner, more BEER
    8:00 - Fall asleep with BEER watching TV while dreaming of having SEX with Claudia Shiffer
    11:00 - Full on, get down, gorilla SEX, more BEER
    11:10 - Sleep
    2:30 - Fart
    Id could think of a few women whose name id substitute for Claudia Schiffer, but I thought it was funny.
     
  2. Holadem

    Holadem Lead Actor

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    ROTFLOL!!!

    Hilarious!!!

    --

    Holadem
     
  3. WoodyH

    WoodyH Stunt Coordinator

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    Um...that was a joke?
    [​IMG]
     
  4. Henry Carmona

    Henry Carmona Screenwriter

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    Uhh, Both Holadem and I thought so.
     
  5. Drew Bethel

    Drew Bethel Screenwriter

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    Damn...aren't you sore? [​IMG]
     
  6. Brian Harnish

    Brian Harnish Screenwriter

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    [​IMG]
     
  7. Bruce Hedtke

    Bruce Hedtke Cinematographer

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    I think Woody was saying that you described his daily routine, to a T.

    Myself, I would hope for three more SEX episodes...but, that's just me.

    Bruce
     
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    GARY C Second Unit

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  9. McPaul

    McPaul Screenwriter

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    "Gotta go, guy! Time for my mid-afternoon SEX!"

    -Cal from Undergrads
     
  10. NickSo

    NickSo Producer

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    oh god lol [​IMG]
     

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