the out-of-context movie quote thread ...

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Ted Lee, Jan 8, 2004.

  1. Ted Lee

    Ted Lee Lead Actor

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    yes, i'm bored. [​IMG]

    my faves ...

    "look at the size of that thing"
    "okay kid, let's blow this thing and go home"

    figures the only ones i can think of are totally perverted in nature.
     
  2. Johnny Angell

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  3. Jim DiJoseph

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    "That's no moon...!"
     
  4. James T

    James T Screenwriter

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    "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubblegum"

    "Screw you Benny!!!!"

    "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

    "First you want to kill me. Know you want to kiss me. Blow."
     
  5. Quentin

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    James comes up with the classic list of popcorn/genre/action stuff.

    That, BTW, is my favorite Bruce quote ever.
     
  6. Jim Meeks

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    "Those aren't pillows!"
     
  7. John Watson

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    "I meant to do that!"
     
  8. Dave Kalloch

    Dave Kalloch Stunt Coordinator

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    I got nothin. Damn.
     
  9. David Fisher

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    Does DVD commentary count?

    "Here's the scene. Your dead uncle, dressed in the skin of your murdered father, is trying to rape you and kill you. But not necessarily in that order."
     
  10. Matt Butler

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    "Luke at that speed do you think we can pull out in time?"
     
  11. Ted Lee

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Jesse Skeen

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    I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
     
  13. Chucky P

    Chucky P Supporting Actor

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    "I have felt him, my master."

    "Strange that I have not."
     
  14. Michael Hall

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    As much as I think it's funny, I just can't leave up the SW line I posted a few minutes ago. It's just soooooo crassly interpreted that it's bound to offend someone. So, I'll just give you a pointer: Yoda says something to Luke about eating something that people with their minds in the gutter (like yours truly) will think is extremely disgusting. That is all. [​IMG]
     
  15. Steve Christou

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    I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over.
     
  16. Ted Lee

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    hmm...figures only steve could post something like that...
     
  17. Mark Schmitt

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    "Yeah the check's in the mail, I love you and I promise not to c*** in your mouth."
     

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