The official ninja website (humor)

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  1. Liam S

    Liam S Stunt Coordinator

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    The Official Ninja Website
    Warning: This site is so incredibly stupid that it should not be taken seriously and hopefully you'll find it funny.
     
  2. ChrisV

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    That is hilarious!! I love the internet.
     
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    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] God, I feel like such an immature little kid right now. At first, I was trying to maintain some semblance of maturity, but after a few minutes the sheer inanity of the site took over and I've been laughing ever since.
    Read the scripts, please! My favorite excerpt, from Ninja Babe:
     
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    Whoops, double post.
     
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    love the ninja music!
     
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    What makes them so "official"???
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    Read the guestbook, it's about as funny as the webpage, and the topper is the letter he writes to people who pick on him in the guestbook. We have a winnah!!
    Jay
     
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    How can a page be so lame and so cool at the same time??? [​IMG]
     
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    "Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome."

    Man, that is good comedy.
     
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    You people and your dishonorable ninja websites. I've lost precious time examining the NinjaBurger site. And my laughing nearly revealed my hidden location to those who would slay me.
    Cursed fools!
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    I laughed so damn hard I almost peed myself. Good thing no ninjas were around, cause everyone knows that peeing yourself makes ninjas flip out.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Seriously funny site
     
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    I was laughing so hard that he upstairs neighbor told me to be quiet. Naturaly being an official ninja I had to flip out and chop the heads off of everyone in my town[​IMG]
     
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    I had to get up and get a drink of water before I fell out of my chair laughing[​IMG] [​IMG]
    I haven't laughed so hard since, well, maybe ever!!
     
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    I can't believe it .... I'm scared to go outside !!
    I might fart and get my ass chopped off [​IMG]
     
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    Read the ninja cash section. Under the ninja scholarship link they want a picture of a ninja in action. They'll take a picture from anyone. read how they wont discriminate against anyone. I quote: "The Ninja Scholorship does not discriminate against anybody (regarding race, religion, social status, poop size..."
    This is just too funny. I am glad they wont chop me up for having too small a poop [​IMG]
     
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    So funny I nearly wailed on my guitar and exploded. But I can't hear the music! Can someone post a link right to the file extension?
     
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    A few of my personal favorite quotes from the page...

    "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

    "I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"

    "The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends."

    "Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab."

    "Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock."

    "Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard."

    "While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed."

    "By flipping out, I mean really really flipping out. And no pornography--ninjas are tubular, but not that tubular."

    "Ninja Thoughts:

    What makes a good ninja sighting is total sweetness. A hot sighting is a picture of a ninja REALLY flipping out: surfing on a school bus, flipping over a Thanksgiving dinner table while a family screams, or simply eating a cat."
     
  20. Drew Bethel

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    I'm gonna book mark this site...any time I'm having a bad day I'll go check it out! [​IMG]
     

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